Fantastic word game

[quadraphonic]

A subpar job would never occur if the Super Bowl was run by the FWG.

 

[dmargalotti]

A subpar job leads to shoddy workmanship which is why the contractors hired to work on the band camp library renovation project last year had to be thoroughly investigated before they got the gig.

Oops...

The FWG has not yet branched out into the world of professional sports but I'm sure if it did, you'd see all other professional sports leagues fold in a hurry.

 

[quadraphonic]

Hurry on down to your local FWG Grill for today's Groupon deal.

 

[Silkie]

Today's Groupon deal is almost too good to be true, but we're holding on, hiding tricks in a bag out back and trading places with coupons for the world famous, sleight of hand FWG magic show.

 

[WMC2006]

The world famous, sleight of hand FWG magic show comes around once per year and then disappears again before someone pulls it out again from someone's ear.

 

[quadraphonic]

Someone's ear is where you're supposed to place all your wet willies.

 

[dmargalotti]

Wet willies are not hygienic which is why I prefer to haze the new band campers with purple nurples and pink bellies.

 

[quadraphonic]

Purple nurples and pink bellies[ are a band camp rite of passage.

 

[dmargalotti]

Passage is the name of an album by The Carpenters who had a bunch of hits in the 70's.

 

[WMC2006]

A bunch of hits in the 70's by our own lovely Olivia included a song in which she proclaimed that she was hopelessly devoted to me and only me.

 

[dmargalotti]

Me and only me is the kind of clue I would expect to see from someone suffering from narcissistic personality disorder.

 

[quadraphonic]

Narcissistic personality disorder also inflicts most of Facebook.

 

[dmargalotti]

Facebook is apparently worth a whole boat load of money even if it's popularity pales in comparison to TFWG.

 

[quadraphonic]

In comparison to TFWG, almost all other Internet-related entities are bums.

 

[Silkie]

Bums and bummers come and go, and beauty fades, but implants are forever .

I'm kind of wondering if the random thoughts thread should move here. Just sayin', is all.

 

[quadraphonic]

Implants are forever, but the joy they bring is still fleeting.

 

[dmargalotti]

Still fleeting is the joy and appeal of many other internet threads but the allure of TFWG shall never fade.

 

[Silkie]

Fade away is not something we shall do anytime soon, because while TFWG will always trail way behind Sweetie Pie and Silkie for longevity, and TFWG will not always be on the same page, we will still be around for the foreseeable future.

 

[dmargalotti]

For the foreseeable future the continued cold weather will require that all band camp practices be held in the gymnasium.

 

[Silkie]

The gymnasium is where I head after editing my previous post because I missed a word, but what the heck, at least there was still plenty of time.