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Not knowing everything is okay because it's not possible for ordinary people to be all knowing but what really worries me is the fact that there seems to be way too many people who know nothing.
 
Squat thrusts were part of our regular exercise route in gym classes during my grade school years and while they weren't exactly fun, they were a lot better than rope climbing.
 
A Rube Goldberg invention would include the television set if we were to believe that the simplicity of Madman Muntz was all there was to TV mechanics.
 
TV mechanics are on call 24/7 during each band camp session because there's nothing worse than a band camper without tv.
 
A band camper without tv still has plenty to do, what with all the memorization drills on music, history, science, athletics, current events, etiquette, and submarine races.
 
Music, history, science, athletics, current events, etiquette, and submarine races are way too much for one to take.
 
For one to take a vacation from PowerWorld Industries, LLC. you must be sure to submit a request in writing at least 30 days prior to your planned date of departure and all such requests must be forwarded to the corporate office once they've been approved by your supervisor.
 
Idle too long, and you too could have vain imaginings of Olivia's lovin' man sending secret message assignments for remote places to take a dive, encodings to please get the point across that there's a breakup in the works, and other freakish notions.
 
Freakish notions have lead to a lot of false alarms but that's okay because your local law enforcement authorities still would prefer it if you see something, say something.
 
"If you see something, say something" seems to be the mantra in today's pathetically surveillance- and punishment-obsessed society (read: police state), but unless it's something actually worth reporting, like a bank being robbed or a hit-and-run murder, I generally tend not to report it or get involved, because chances are good that it's Somebody Else's Problem and really none of my business to begin with.

[size=8pt]Because when I was in pre-K, almost 30 years ago, we were always taught that tattling on people is naughty. Makes me wonder what they're drilling into such impressionable young minds these days......

Besides, knowing the current state of Law Disenforcement in Portland especially, you'd be better off keeping your mouth shut than even so much as casually greeting a cop as you pass each other on the street down there. Unless, of course, you don't mind getting shot!
 


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