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A 16-year-old who snuck into Illusions with her mama's ID card only thought she was getting away with pretending to be somebody she was not, because we were watching the paper doll cutout game that few have ever played, and at which none succeed.
 
Any subterfuge or ruse they try is quickly called to the attention of Illusions first class bouncers, who promptly place a fawn in the middle of the scene.
 
In the middle of the scene you are causing on the dance floor with your four-sizes-too-small baby doll tee and your muffin top that belies any coolness measurements you're causing with your Teen Spirit and your fake ID, always consider that if you try in any way to make a bouncer or dj look bad, you will wake up the next morning accompanied on your adjoining pillow by a dead rodent head.
 
A dead rodent head will be quite the photograph taken by the librarian for archiving.

No distribution of, use of or allusion to it - cutely coincidental to commercials or otherwise -without express written library consent will be tolerated. We prefer not to have to send cease and desist notification, averring that the camera is the librarian's, the negative is the librarian's, the photograph is the librarian's, the postcard we affix it to is the librarian's, thus making the librarian copyright holder of the photograph. We do not use it for just enrichment, we do not tolerate it being used by others for unjust enrichment. Even Sweetie Pie has never abused the privilege. But then he has no need to do such a thing as the sole intended beneficiary of certain works.
 
Archiving the eventual 10,000 pages of our game will be quite the task for our librarian and her interns but I'm quite sure they are up to the task and they are taking all approporiate measures and precautions.
 
Band Camp national security is overseen by our own dmargalotti, the International Director of Band Camp, who I've heard is seeking a Director of International Security which could be ably held by our own Darth_Vader who currently handles security issues in the northwest USA and IT issues companywide.



Darth is currently our Director of Information Technology. We may have to take a vote soon on also naming him Director of International Security. Of course, that would mean actually travelling to various worldwide campuses and we know how much Darth hates leaving the comfy confines of the northwest quadrant. ;D The Board members' thoughts and observations are welcome.
 
Companywide, the FWG International Chili Cookoff went without a hitch, and now we have so much chili that we have decided to sell chili dogs on real, white bread enriched plaster of paris buns, at each of our FallFestFun events, where each steamy dog cart umbrella will be visible with a poster of Ben Matlock, right by the maze of carnival gallery distortion mirrors.


I will second the emotion (thanks to Smokey) to make Darth_Vader the International Band Camp Security Director. I just have one question, however, and that is, how are we going to accommodate permitting him to ride his bicycle to England? I reckon some of the kids in the hobby shop can make something like a transatlantic bicycle jet-ski thingy that converts over once he gets back east.
 
"Carnival gallery distortion mirrors, more commonly known as "fun-house mirrors", tend to make me look fatter than I really am.

[size=8pt]Sorry Guys, I'll have to decline that position. I've enough on my agenda as it is being the computer guy. Besides, international surveillance ain't my thing anyways. That's more like suicide.....

Nope, just not gonna happen. (And did I ever mention that I really, REALLY hate flying?)
 
Carnival gallery distortion mirrors are always fun stuff at the band camp carnivals and, one time (this one time at band camp....), I was in one of the galleries and I was distorted so much that I looked just like dmargalotti, which was really scary, until I realized that dmargalotti had walked in after me but I didn't realize it.

And this time, Darth snuck in so:

Fatter than I really am was the look in one mirror and taller than I really am was the look in another mirror.


Darth, you can't decline it because nothing's been offered. I only suggested we may have to discuss it but you've taken that discussion off the table. I guess dmargalotti will have to continue being involved with that department firsthand.
 
Another mirror shows you melting, and when you turn to another mirror you have several tiers of eyes running down your face and you are a wiggle worm in yet another.

Surveillance? Who the heck said anything about surveillance? First of all, the mirrors are all two way. Second of all, the more important bidness at hand is gonna be in the tunnel of love or the kissing booth, and we already know the times for that, to arrange for other matters on the agenda.

Incidentally, you all do realize that eventually someone is going to turn this thread into an action adventure movie.
 
In yet another turn of events, we've received several inquiries from up and coming producers about buying our stories to turn our thread into an off-Broadway musical but only once we reach 10,000 pages because, until then, there isn't enough stuff to be musical about.
 
To be musical about anything is not that difficult if you have the talent of Olivia Newton-John, and it seems even easier if you consider the subject matter of past musicals.
 
Past musicals usually had little asides such as, "take your check", when it came to curtain calls, so we also heard that.

Someday I will learn to make that clue bold and get it right.
 
Silkie is human, of course, but not all of us are full-blooded humans, in fact my breeding happens to be of one-third Klingon and one-third Vulcan.

[size=8pt]@Miss Silkie--

"Surveillance" is what people these days mostly mean when they say "security". Have you been to the airport lately? I'm just following along with the current trend of society, but in a less euphamistic manner. It's more fun to be terse and direct than it is to keep beating round the Bush. ;o)

(Yes, that is a cryptic political reference....)

Besides, anything that I can do internationally in person I can just as easily do domestically via remote. Especially since bandwidth and throughput these days are so d--ed cheap! Oh yeah, and did I ever mention that I hate to fly?
 
One-third Klingon and one-third Vulcan means either that, under that mullet are green ears like Spock, or shell pink ears, unless that third third is divided a couple of ways, which means that you might have one of each ear.
 


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