Some of WMC's shenanigans we all have to turn a blind eye to, because if we acknowledge some of them (and you know which shenanigans I'm talking about--the one that people talk about gouging their eyes out for after he returns from Florida with the banana hammock, for instance), then it will just make him think that when he did those things he was awake, and we've found that if he thinks things happened in a dream, he tends to repeat them less repeatedly.
I hope he doesn't read this though. I might have just let the cat out of the bag, mightn't I've?