Like snitches, certain people decided to reply bragging about their destruction of Power World property (computer peripherals--printers, in this case) which apparently was allowed to happen without my prior knowledge or authorisation.
[size=8pt]@LARadioRewind --
An investigation was conducted by one of our associates and an inventory of the damaged equipment was taken. Long story short, the bill for the replacement of six destroyed Canon colour laser printers (to the tune of a hearty $18 672--those printers ain't cheap, you know) will be sent to your office tomorrow morning. You will have until the 28th to post or hand-deliver the payment (in full) to the Clackamas campus accountant (Dan W.), otherwise your wages will be forfeited until the total is collected by us.
Effective immediately, you are also expressly prohibited from logging into or using any Power World (including FWG University) computer equipment (including peripherals) without direct visual supervision of an official PW/FWGU computer attendant for one full year from this date. Your working directory on wgnet has been locked out as a result and a temporary RAM file has been set up for you.