Shy of any puns involving the word "shy" unless I make a reference to Shai, the singer who had three big hits in 1992-93, or Chi Coltrane, who did Thunder & Lightning in 1972, I'm choosing to not mention either one of them because hardly anyone remembers them and people would likely think the names are pronounced like "shay" and "chy" and people mispronouncing the names would destroy the effect of any pun I could come up with.
Well...I guess I could have claimed to come from Illinois and say that I was born in Shy-town...but I don't want to reach too far in coming up with puns.They're not funny when they take so much effort! (I know, I know---some of you think they aren't funny anyway! Wise guys!