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Fantastic word game

State of Confusion reigns supreme in our 51st state except for that little area right in the middle where our DC band camp location is situated.
 
Our DC band camp location is situated right there amongst all the riffraff of the bureaucratic elite, but because of the character of our campers and staff, we fear not being affected by the DC dank.
 
The DC dank which they could operate with the effectiveness and efficiency of our band camps so maybe I should head over to Capital Hill and show 'em how we get things done around here.
 
We get things done around here so efficiently that the DC bigwigs have tried several times to lure dmargalotti away from his TFWG/PowerWorld International Director of Band Camp role but he knows that, if he left us, he'd never be able to see Megan McCormick in his office every couple of weeks.

[Megan has told me she doesn't like that political atmosphere.[/I]
 
Every couple of weeks I collect a pay check, pay some bills and make sure the family has everything they need and then I put a couple of dollars into my secret savings account which I will someday use to buy a plane ticket to Australia so I can meet up with the lovely Olivia and explore the land down under.
 
The land down under doubles as a song by Men At Work, and springtime weather this time of year down under, specifically April, or pieces thereof.
 
Love is a two way street, and it never bodes well for them shallow types what keeps on a one way street going the wrong way.
 
The wrong way to get the attention of the lovely young library interns is to pretend you are visually impaired while asking them to read you a story.

I think a certain former TFWG contributor tried that once which probably explains why he is no longer here.
 
Read you a story each day about some of the local antics in various places, and soon you will find you a pattern that you couldn't make up if you wanted to, and so ya gotta just put it in the library journal.

Kind of like a criminal enterprise version of the non-criminal Drew Carey Show
 
The library journal contains a log of all visitors, length of each visit, reading materials they've checked out, and fines (if any) paid for overdue books not returned on time.

In checking the journal I noticed that our own beloved Game Czar has a few romance novels that are past due. It looks like he checked them out just prior to his last Florida vacation because I guess he wanted some reading material for when he was sitting on the beach. Maybe he forgot to bring them back with him?
 
Lounge privileges do not allow you to linger for a long time and then lunge at a chaise longue in an attempt to beat another lounger to the chair.

A lot of people anglicize the pronunciation of the French "chaise longue" (meaning "long chair") as "chase lounge" and when they mispronounce it they also misspell it. Not me though.
 
The chair that I used to read those books stayed with a friend down in Florida while the books themselves did come back with me but I have neglected to return them.

Rest assured, they are safe in my office. I shall visit our Head Libriarian, The Always Lovely Miss Silkie (TALMS as I prefer), tomorrow to return them and receive my penance.
 
I have neglected to return them and indeed I still have several old library books in my basement but I'm not in a big hurry to take them back to the library because most of them are late 1960s books about the United States space program and I have a suspicion that they might be a little bit out of date by now.
 
A little bit out of date by now are some of the clothes in my closet but I don't want to throw them out because you just never know when bell bottoms and polyester leisure suits will be back in style.
 
Style issues are never an issue for Megan and Olivia because they always adapt to the times unlike our friend dmargalotti.
 
Getting caught in the rain during the winter in Florida is not quite the same as getting caught in the rain in more northern parts of the country in the winter.
 


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