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Fantastic word game

Get rid of your fears and apprehensions, stop watching from the sidelines, and go ahead and make a contribution to The Fantastic Word Game (TFWG as most prefer) because it's the best way to waste time on the Internet!
 
The Fantastic Gesticulating Game is often played by young ladies who seem to be attempting to signal in traffic, but who are really trying wildly to dry their nail polish.
 
Their nail polish may have made the nails look beautiful but the carpenters were still subjected to a lot of teasing from the other home-builders.

Ya want some more Hugh Downs trivia? He was born on Valentines Day 1921 and he was the announcer for Hawkins Falls, the first successful soap opera on television (1950).
 
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Home-builders who are afraid of heights should make it easy on themselves and put up the roof first and then start building the walls and the foundation.

How they do that is their problem. :)
 
The foundation garment business earns profits in astounding figures.

My sister put on one of those all-in-one slimmers that hold in everything from the neck to the knees. And her shoes exploded. (Brrump-bump!)
 
Astounding figures to be the most expensive vintage science fiction magazine on the yard sale table.

Unless there was a copy of Unknown -- the best of the old pulps -- in that attic as well.
 
The yard sale table was piled high with sod and turf but passers-by showed little interest because all of them already had yards of their own.

And remember: Never loan a rake to your neighbor because he'll always come back for mower. :)
 
Trying our patience are some rather energetic, not used to understanding graciousness kiddies who have made their way to the band camp, having voted unanimously that they don't want Nanny McPhee to attend Labor Day festivities, and we all know what that means <nudge nudge wink wink>.
 
That means <nudge nudge wink wink> that I'm trying to wake up DJ/game-show host Wink Martindale, who has fallen asleep next to me on the bus.

Regarding patience, there was a funny scene in the Marx Brothers' Duck Soup movie: "Sir, you try my patience!" "I don't mind if I do---you must come over and try mine sometime." :)
 
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On the Bus was NOT the name of a well-remembered cultural magazine show from the "golden age" of TV...but it's close.

PS: For those too young to remember (including me) it was Omnibus. (However, "bus" actually is short for "omnibus.")
 
It's close to that time when we start welcoming band campers in for the fall session.

We have some early birds coming in tomorrow afternoon. Anyone who volunteered for tomorrow should be at the band camp admissions office at noontime. The official move-in starts Saturday morning with the gates opening at 7am. Everyone has their assignments. Let's make it a great weekend!
 
The fall session has begun at the wig factory.

"Fall." Get it? A fall is a partial wig used to add length to a hairstyle. Wigs date to the reign of Louis XIII, King of France from 1610 to 1643, who was prematurely bald and wore wigs to hide his baldness. A history of wigs is at http://www.e-wigs.com/history-of-wigs.html
 
Too much toupee is right; anyone who would shell out five grand for a hairpiece is really getting scalped.

As the balding man said to himself while looking in his mirror, "Toupee or not toupee, that is the question..."
 
Counterfeit two-dollar bills have been circulating recently, but if you look closely you will see that somebody just took twenty-dollar bills and erased the zeros.

A good candidate for the America's Dumbest Criminals tv show!
 


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