Lost, stolen or damaged credit cards can be easily replaced, provided you undergo fingerprinting and a DNA test, submit a written request witnessed by two signatories and formally notarized, submit photocopies of the credit cards, submit a printed record of all transactions made during the last five years, submit copies of any pertinent security video and pay a one-time fee of $500 in cash.
And many people still believe that banks don't have our best interests at heart!