Fantastic word game

[dmargalotti]

A blue Christmas is what Elvis sang about when he wasn't singing about teddy bears, hound dogs, and jailhouses.

 

[Silkie]

Teddy bears, hound dogs, and jailhouses, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers, lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

 

[CTListener]

"Oh my!" is the signature exclamation of sportscaster Dick Enberg, who will retire as the TV voice of the San Diego Padres after the 2016 season.

 

[WMC2006]

The 2016 season will hopefully bring new life and a good season to my Boston Red Sox.

 

[JeffM]

My Boston Red Sox not only faded in the wash, but turned my white sox pink as well.

Amos 'n' Andy, who generated lots of laughs on the air and lots of controversy afterward, were responsible for the name of one of many people's favorite luncheon foods. Their radio sponsor, Campbell's, were introducing a new "Chicken with Noodles" soup, but Freeman Gosden (Amos) habitually misread the product name in his script, and Campbell's actually changed the name to correspond with what listeners were asking their grocers for...Chicken Noodle Soup!

 

[WMC2006]

As well as can be expected, we are doing our best to march along with the resources we have.

 

[scanman1]

The resources we have allow us to keep moving our game forward, thereby increasing its thread length.

 

[CTListener]

"Length isn't everything" is something I wish someone had said to Jerry Garcia the first time he launched into one of his interminable guitar solos.

 

[dmargalotti]

Guitar solos are a great excuse to break out your air guitar.

 

[Silkie]

Air guitar and dashboard drums are probably not in the lexicon of today's generation.

 

[dmargalotti]

The lexicon of today's generation is made up almost entirely of emoticons.

 

[Silkie]

Emoticons might be a contributing factor to the great silicon brain meltdown phenomenon, which subjects those who do not have that condition to possible alien abduction.

 

[WMC2006]

Alien abduction training is not something we prepare for at our weekly meetings at the PowerWorld Emergency Preparedness Center (PEPC as most prefer) but I'm thinking maybe we oughta get a handbook written up.

dmargalotti, if you could drop by the PEPC tomorrow afternoon, say 2ish, and speak to the assembled crowd, that'd be great.

 

[scanman1]

Written up for several infractions, the employee ended up getting terminated as a result of being repeatedly insubordinate.

 

[dmargalotti]

Insubordinate employees before being terminated are first given a time-out in the corner of the band camp library and then if that doesn't work, we require them to spend an entire Saturday cleaning the band camp latrines.

 

[Silkie]

An entire Saturday cleaning the band camp latrines does not provide the same sense of achievement as replacing the sink faucets in the lounge.

...which, of course, we did, because there are no such things as real live plumbers or even apprenticeships anymore.

 

[dmargalotti]

Replacing the sink faucets in the lounge became necessary when some kids forgot to turn them off one night and a huge flood ensued so now the new faucets have a motion detecting sensor that turns that water on when you place your hands below the faucet and an automatic shut off when you move your hands away.

 

[Silkie]

Away from the view of the unforgettable is the "standard" plot of the toilet paper commercials that were contrived by one or more of the funniest, most warped minds ever

No doubt you all see the standard.

 

[dmargalotti]

The funniest, most warped minds ever will be on stage on Friday December 3rd as we hold our first-ever open mic comedy night at Illusions.

 

[scanman1]

Our first-ever open mic comedy night at Illusions will, no doubt, draw a few good budding comedians in through the door to knock-em-dead with their own special brand of humor.