Among them things this conversation seems to be turning toward; I'm reminded of Benny Hill's song about the Western desperado who was shot while bending over, but they never could find the bullet hole.
Turning fortunately from hemorrhoids to factoids, and following up on my last one...in the 60's, a new Quaker cereal was to be called "Captain Crunch," but voice actress June Foray (at this writing, still among us at 98!) habitually read the word "captain" as "cap'n." An ad exec sitting in on the Jay Ward-directed recording session realized they might be on to something in the way kids might pronounce the name, so it was changed to "Cap'n Crunch" to match her delivery!