Fantastic word game

[CTListener]

Pigs in a blanket are forbidden at Klezmer Band Camp because they're not kosher.

Nor, for that matter, are clams.

 

[Silkie]

Kosher may refer to suitability of food, or it may refer to the integrity of a transaction.

 

[Stuart]

The integrity of a transaction is very important in the field of banking.

💰

 

[Silkie]

Banking relationships are nonexistent, so why do banks call their customer service representatives "relationship managers", and who the heck needs relationship managers?

Haa haa, what can I say? As soon as I decide where it came from I'll get back to you. To think of all of the managers in the world who can't manage anything. Now, everywhere you go you will hear about the manager, and you'll think of my little post, for good or not so good.

 

[dmargalotti]

Relationship managers are only concerned with the relationship if it makes money for the bank but as soon as they sense that they are not going to get your business, they don't know you from Adam.

 

[CTListener]

They don't know you from Adam Sandler unless you upgrade your comedy act to include some wit and sophistication.

 

[Stuart]

Sophistication, seductive, and alluring would describe the slinky much older bank manager I dated in college, where the relationship was managed very well.

💰👩‍❤️‍👨

 

[WMC2006]

Very well, Stuart, please tell us about your relationship with the older bank manager.

I'm guessing she changed you. Get it? Bank? Change? See what I did there?

 

[scanman1]

The older bank manager was successful in securing a loan with great terms and a very low interest rate.

 

[dmargalotti]

A very low interest rate is what I had for a new movie on Netflix that others were raving about which is why the Mrs. and I stopped it half way through.

 

[Stuart]

Half way through dinner one night my twenty six year old bank manager realized a relationship with an eighteen year old guy with abs of steel and extremely blue eyes would not last.

😭
🎶I must've been through about a million girls
I'd love 'em and I'd leave 'em alone
I didn't care how much they cried, no sir
Their tears left me cold as a stone (Elvin Bishop) 🎵

 

[dmargalotti]

Last night I had a dream and while I cannot quite remember the details, I know it had nothing to do with Stuart or a 26-year old bank manager.

 

[WMC2006]

A 26-year old bank manager tried infiltrating the lovely young library interns but we saw right through that charade.

I tried really really really hard to come up with something interesting for my contribution. But it wasn't meant to be tonight. Oh well.

 

[scanman1]

That charade ended once the individual was caught doing something hypocritical.

 

[dmargalotti]

Doing something hypocritical is apparently a prerequisite for getting elected to Congress.

 

[CTListener]

Congress consists of the Senate, with 100 members, and the House of Representatives, with 435, as one would learn early on in civics class, if such a thing still existed.

 

[Stuart]

If such a thing still existed, college civics professors would teach all views of a subject.

🏫

 

[Silkie]

A subject of controversy was the belief that a 26 year old bank manager tried infiltrating the library interns, but it was Halloween, and the Game Czar threw a library intern out on her ear.

 

[Stuart]

Her ear was not open for discussion as the 26 year old bank manager was explaining about her possible pregnancy to Stuart. 👶 (what ❓❓‼️)

 

[Silkie]

Stuart played "Billie Jean" over and over in his mind, quite rattled by how he would handle the situation, but then arrangements were made to have test results point to someone else, who now thinks that it was his.