Memorial Day festivities at The Ranch begin before the rooster crows.
Oh, WMC, we all know good and well that you sincerely care for and deeply appreciate this ol' 10 gallon hat wearin', boot scootin', farm livin', long-winded, long-haired, long-bearded and loudmouthed redneck from the great Lone Star State.
Go ahead and admit it. You know you want to. Deep down inside, I'm really starting to grow on you. 😉