Everyone else knows full well that cotton has no e in it.
For shame, WMC, for shame..Darth isn't from Tyler either, partner. Hell, I don't figure he's even set one foot in Texas.
Miss Silkie, I''d like to take this opportunity to say I'm sorry. I really am. I would never actually trade my prized heifer for you, Sweetie Pie, and your lovely library interns. Seems like that particular banter between the Czar and I helped send you off into purgatory. Maybe you're just busy with your own real life adventures. Maybe you just needed a break from the game. Maybe you just needed a break from the constant stories straight outta the barnyard. Heck for, maybe you just soured on me when the fishnets and platform boots I thought I'd already sent never arrived in your mailbox. Didn't realize they were heavy enough to require more postage. In any case, don't let my over-the-top stupidity get in the way of you bringing your magnificent feminine touch to our, otherwise, testosterone-fueled shenanigans. I offer you a dozen roses, directly from the city of roses itself, in hopes of getting you and the ladies of the library back on the roll call.
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