Clucking around a chicken coop all day, waiting for your turn in the fryer, does not sound like a fun way to live.
"Alot", WMC? Seriously? The last time I checked with Merriam Webster, the correct spelling is "a lot", as in two separate words. Tisk, tisk, tisk. While I may not have the power to issue demerits and timeouts, I can still share just how disappointed I am in you.