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Fantastic word game

Offensive to every other occupant in the elevator, that didn't stop Granny Gums from ripping a stinker, somewhere between the 7th and 8th floors of the casino, and promptly exiting the lift on the 9th.
 
The 9th time you sneaked off behind the barn with Kayla was 8 times too many to accept for your Linguistics Czar, who's beginning to get more than a bit jealous.

And don't think Connie doesn't suspect what's going on! Consider yourself warned, and watch your step around the perimeter.
 
Jealous of an old redneck, who requires a couple of tongue depressors (or a couple of those lil' blue pills) just to stand at full attention?

I think you can rest your mind, compadre. I get my jollies from simply watching her magical fingers work.
 
Tuesday is here, and that means it's time to get this game up and pumping again by forgoing mundane clues like "Tuesday" and "PowerWorld LLC" in favor of something more provocative.
 
Provocative end clues really get this old hayseed's blood circulating, and it's with that being kept in mind that I offer you the mental picture of a sexy heifer wearing nothing more than a cowbell.

Hubba, hubba...
 
Piggly Wiggly once existed behind this here Pine Curtain in East Texas, but it's now a Mexican meat market.

For the better. Piggly Wiggly never served up tacos good enough to slap your steer over.
 
A Mexican meat market can mean a couple of different things, but in the interest of keeping our Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval, I will just take rosecitymedia at his word and say that I sure do love a good taco.
 
I sure do love a good taco, too, but it has to be chicken, or Connie will withhold all of her lactose goods.

Oh, dmargalotti...shame shame. We do have a place to fit exactly where your mind went to, though. "La Salchicha". All the chorizo you can stomach, your face all greasy from the grub, and when you're done, you are left with nothing else but to face the inevitable drive of shame up the ol' dirt road to see both your cow and your hog giving you the worst case of stink eye you've ever seen.

Life ain't always easy being a redneck, I'll tell you what.
 
Short, short men are something that 90's group "20 Fingers" simply don't want none of.

Heaven help me, the MF2M has been humming that intolerable song for the better part of a week.

I know, I know. I've already gone ahead and assessed myself the demerits.
 
October 15th was Silkie's last appearance, and Ed went amiss the following day.

Perhaps a new menu item called "Neilson Nuggets" is in the works at Tasty Tidbits? I'll check with Kayla and see what she's heard from her fellow intern colleagues.
 
The following day is likely to go by with no word from your (temporary) milkmaid about Silkie from her interns, since Kayla did not come from Silkie's herd but was, rather, brought to the DoL's attention independently.
 
My tastes have somewhat soured on the idea of sending the Magical Fingered Milk Maiden back home to Vermont just to be subjected to the repetitive deprogramming attempts of her recently established redneck ways.

Careful what you wish for, compadre. I don't think your ticker's ready for the jolt of seeing her sporting a pair of Tony Lama boots, skin tight britches, a low-cut checkered blouse, and a black 10 gallon Stetson.

I just wish I had a couple of spare tongue depressors lying around. 🤷
 


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