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Fantastic word game

That cow that rcm is always talking about is in no way, shape or form, headed to the barbecue pit, sir, and on behalf of all of us sitting in the barn, staring at each other in sheer disbelief, bite your tongue.

She's udderly offended you'd ever say such a dastardly thing. I think you've earned yerself a trip out back to the wood shed, mister.
 
'Bite your tongue', 'chap my a$$', and 'kiss my grits' might or might not be some of the best known phrases from the world of television.
 
The world of television produced one of the greatest visuals that I've witnessed in my entire lifetime.

Jennilee Harrison (Cindy Snow from "3's Company") in a pair of smokin' hot, tight fittin' jeans. Sure could get my hay bale lofted, I'll tell you what.
 
One of the greatest visuals that I've witnessed in my entire lifetime is the sun rising over the Jersey shore on a perfect mid-September morning.

 

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Morning is when the sun starts to rise and all vampires must hastily return to their coffins.

That is a beautiful picture, Padre. Such a shame that Jersey can produce that type of absolute beauty, while at the same time producing the likes of J-Woww, Snooki, and The Situation.
 
Athletic supporters continue to cheer on their favorite home team regardless of unfavorable weather conditions, the team's on-field win/loss ratio, or even when the concession stand runs out of nachos.

What in the tarhooties is an imo?
 
When the concession stand runs out of Nachos, then you can ask for potato chips.

imo = "in my opinion."
 
Snackoaholic (correct spelling: Snackaholic) types can also get their chips in an increasing number of bizarre flavors, including sriracha, dill pickle, and even turkey and stuffing.

Found that last one at ALDI, a couple of years ago. Not bad. But dm's spelling was bad, and gets him another three demerits.
 
Stuffing all of these Christmas cards with $100 bills might make the family happy, but it sure does hurt.

In my opinion, huh? Well then. Here's another'n. LMAO, AFAIK, that submission should be DOA. When did we start tolerating lazy penmanship...er, uh... keyboarding technique?

For shame, HOSS.. You're an executive, partner. Lead by example. 😂
 
Dates to remember include the livestock trading market open, the end of deer season, and the expiration of the liquor license at the RCM Ranch.

Confound it! That sucker is comin' due.

Ed, (Mister Ed, if you prefer) that was mighty funny right there, partner. I'm not so sure how I should feel about you putting dastardly thoughts and ideas into my prize winning dairy cow's big head, but dagnabit partner, that made me plumb split my britches. I thank you.

Now, where's that doggone sewin' kit?
 
The liquor license at the RCM Ranch is completely separate from the liquor license at the new Illusions but a copy of RCM's license is kept on file by PowerWorld nevertheless.

Speaking of the new Illusions, please join us tomorrow night for another fantastic 80s Rockfest. Dave, kenny and I will play the best in 80s Rock plus your requests. The well-guarded and Denny's-sponsored mechanical bull is ready for everyone. Join us early Sunday morning for some great grub at Denny's. Have a great weekend!!!
 
Nevertheless, that "Cows With Guns" video, that Mister Ed submitted above, was quite a rib tickler.
 
A rib tickler occurs any time a patron tries to outlast the mechanical bull which is pretty constant in the later hours of each 80s Rockfest.
 


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