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Fantastic word game

Moss, according to Don McLean, grows fat on a Rolling Stone.
 
The college library is holding informational sessions for any PowerWorld Town residents who want to learn how to keep a mechanical bull safe from linguistic-driven, comma-hungry, demerit-happy persons.
 
Linguistic-driven, comma-hungry, demerit-happy persons usually produce hard-to-read screeds, so I just look for the bold.

And then I hope for the best, and hope the board didn't leave me hanging on a refresh or something.
 
Cross I most certainly am at this moment, over having my meticulously crafted opinions, arguments and witticisms called "screeds" by someone whose very user name refers to failed, obsolete technology.
 
Technology may have changed the way most people listen to music, but I still like to fire up the turntable and blast my vinyl records loud enough so the neighbors can listen with me as well.
 
Streams of consciousness are overflowing when Megan McCormick's travel show comes on, and when some people post.

No hard feelings in any of my comments. I still don't really know a lot of differences between personalities here. But I remember references to that show.
 
Post something completely irrelevant here at The Fantastic Word Game (TFWG as most of us here now prefer) and you might get a pass, but post something grammatically incorrect, you will find that before you can duck, multiple demerits from the Director of Linguistics (DoL as we all prefer) will come flying your way.
 
Multiple demerits from the Director of Linguistics (DoL as we all prefer) will come flying your way, but like the permanent record that your school teachers said would follow you for the rest of your life, you will quickly realize that the only power they hold over you is whatever you allow.
 
Digress if you must, but the subject o' demerits, n' the iron-fisted boudoir dweller that I like to call the Linguistics Czar (n' his vertically challenged, yet quite stunnin' assistant, of course) will still be actively dolin' 'em out when you return.

Unless, o' course, yer a dumb ol' hayseed who don't know no better than to destroy the English language right proper, n' we've already got one o' those 'round these here parts, partner.
 
The local jail is all set up to welcome anyone who dares to make off with the Denny's-sponsored mechanical bull.

And that mechanical bull will be front and center tomorrow night at the new Illusions for the entirety of the 80s Rockfest. Join us for the festivities, why don't you. And we'll see you early Sunday morning as kenny cooks up some great grub at Denny's. Have a great weekend!!
 
The Denny's-sponsored mechanical bull is a fittin' partnership between the diner n' The New Illusions, 'cuz ev'ry time I get drug to our local establishment to eat some o' their "delicious grub" the aftereffects resemble an ornery ol' bull dancin' 'round in a China cabinet.

Ooo wee! Somebody pass me the Pepto!
 
A China cabinet, with "China" capitalized, would refer to an assemblage of advisers to Chinese President Jinping, but when writing about a place to store dishes, cups, etc., the first letter in "China" should be lowercase, and I think we all know what that means.

It means three more demerits making their way along the bumpy, dusty backroads of East Texas to rosecitymedia's weed-choked acreage and the remnants of his burned-out, formerly padlocked and cow-and-hen-occupied barn.
 


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