• Get involved.
    We want your input!
    Apply for Membership and join the conversations about everything related to broadcasting.

    After we receive your registration, a moderator will review it. After your registration is approved, you will be permitted to post.
    If you use a disposable or false email address, your registration will be rejected.

    After your membership is approved, please take a minute to tell us a little bit about yourself.
    https://www.radiodiscussions.com/forums/introduce-yourself.1088/

    Thanks in advance and have fun!
    RadioDiscussions Administrators

Fantastic word game

Good thing my Petite Blonde Intern scraped a DNA sample from Constance on what turned out to be their last time together, because now we can start the process of cloning!
 
Cloning Connie would certainly bestow upon us a new Fantastic Word Game character, but would most assuredly end up leadin' me to namin' her Loni, causin' this ol' hayseed with a childhood fantasy about Jennifer Marlowe to be in quite a pickle every time I milk the girl or watch an episode o' WKRP in Cincinnati.

Tell Kayla thanks fer the effort, but that sure 'nuff could become a significantly slippery slope.
 
A turkey drop, here in Texas, almost always involves hot oil n' a deep fat fryer.

Almost always. Another way to drop a turkey involves a shotgun and a hunnerd yards distance, but we won't get into all that. Goin' down that road, we'll have Ed's freezer packed so tightly that he won't be able to close the door.
 
A deep fat fryer is no place for a plump tom turkey, if you ask me, although Popeyes, every year around Thanksgiving, thinks otherwise.

No apostrophe is correct, as is lowercase tom, so don't try sending demerits my way.
 
Otherwise noted, legendary football coach n' broadcast announcer John Madden wasn't only a huge fan o' deep-fryin' a big ol' juicy turkey, he wanted to foller in the footsteps o' Cajun chef Paul Prudhomme n' stuff a duck n' a chicken inside of it.

I shudder to think what will happen if'n the day ever comes that a demerit parcel arrives at the boudoir. I reckon the warnings o' Dr. Emmett L. Brown regardin' the potential effects on the space-time continuum should be mentioned right 'bout now. You ain't gotta worry 'bout the sender's address ever originatin' from this here part o' the Lone Star, I'll tell you what.
 
Inside of it, you'll find a complete history of the Fantastic Word Game (TFWG as everyone should know by now that I prefer) from its legend-in-his-own-mind founder to a complete listing of each and every contributor from the regulars to the once-and-dones.

It also examines the factors behind the various portions of what we call The Dark Years or Dark Periods (researched and written by our very own dmargalotti); the period of time when the boards went dark and we tried to get TFWG2 going over at RadioInsight which, sadly, didn't work (written by yours truly); and, the great success of Miss Silkie's Tasty Tidbits (written by our very own Miss Silkie with help from Sweetie Pie and the lovely young library interns).
 
A complete listing of each and every contributor from the regulars to the once-and-dones can be found in the appendix section of that famous book, The Fantastic Word Game (TFWG as most prefer) For Dummies.
 
Permanent repairs, and the supplies needed, will have to be requisitioned via the correct TPS Reports by today at noon.
 
Lunch that currently belongs to Scanman is fixin' to be eaten by me if'n he keeps on takin' digs at my kind.

I reckon you've got "Afro-engineerin'" confused with "redneck repairin'" there, partner. My standard duck tapin' n' fishin' line stringin' fixes always hold, I'll tell you what.
 
My kind of vacation is warm days, hot nights, lots of rest and relaxation, and bikini-girl-people-watching on the beach.

Am I right?? Yes, you know I am!
 
Bikini-girl-people-watching on the beach, in some locations, could cause you to go directly to jail and do not collect $200.
 
Go directly to jail and do not collect $200 if you somehow manage to do something other than watch, if you know what I mean.

And I think you do.
 
Walks away from this par-ticular conversation, 'cuz this ol' redneck don't know a blasted thing 'bout Monty Python given I've only seen "Are You Being Served?" n' "The Benny Hill Show" in my own limited British television exposure.
 


Back
Top Bottom