A mystery it is not, given we all know exactly why the Padre, scanman, n' the man from the land o' the frozen tidbits have all returned to our active ranks.
It's a simple matter o' the Fantastic allure beckonin', n' there ain't no amount o' redneckery or pro-rasslin' that could ever truly stop it.
Padre, good to have you back. There's been a fair share o' sinnin' goin' on 'round these here parts without you. A tip o' the 10-gallon yer way fer not lettin' the farmhouse shenanigans get the best o' you. Scanman, Mister Ed, glad to see you two back down off'n the hill, too.