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Fantastic word game

It happened yet again today, and if current trends continue, it will happen tomorrow.

The preceding messages brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.
 
A time-out is needed so I can bring y'all's attention to the latest oopsies by our resident mayflower-dweller who, fer whatever reason, highlighted an extra "today" in his submission #51,660, n' made us hat-wearin' rednecks down here question what in the tarhooty is a'goin on with The Boudoir this mornin' that would see them overlook such an unfortunate misplay.

C'mon, WMC. Can I buy a comma fer you in #51,662, too? By golly, yer game playin' is gettin' just as sloppy as mine, partner.

Now, let me go re-key the locks on that there Department of Redundancy Department. Good heavens, that's some brutality we don't necessarily need 'round here.
 
An unfortunate misplay happened because I was doing several things at once, and simultaneously, which meant I wasn't paying as much attention as I should have been.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound? If CT doesn't notice mistakes, did they really happen in the first place?
 
I wasn't paying as much attention as I should have been, but now I am, and I won't make that same mistake twice.
 
I won't make that same mistake twice n' point out things others ain't seein', 'cuz if'n we go by WMC's ingenuous logic (given no one was around to see CT, Mister Ed, n' I unbolt n' carry off the mechanical bull last night), the only question that remains is did it really happen?

Reckon I'll just keep my big, fat trap shut 'bout the whole thing.
 
Spotify is what the good Lord had done to my once-flourishin', milk dispensin', blue ribbon-wearin' Holstein heifer when she was born (in beautiful black n' white, no less), n' please give Him my thanks fer that by the way, 'cuz otherwise I'd have likely just ended up with some plain ol' lookin' Jersey.

Nothin' against Jersey, Padre, but given y'all's standard cow patterns, I reckon ev'ry heifer up yonder oughta be named Jane.
 
Jersey Boys is the name of a musical that tells the story of the 1960's singing group Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.
 
Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons never guest-starred on TV shows like "Rawhide", "Renegade", er "Full House", but Frankie Avalon sure did.

That's purdy funny, Mister Ed. You started off with the words "Jersey Boys" n' I immediately thought your contribution was gonna be all 'bout vulgar pranksters makin' ob-scene phone calls. A tip o' the hat t'wards DeSantisland fer keepin' it highbrow.
 
Country stars sing about things like mama, trains, trucks, prison and getting drunk.

Courtesy of David Allan Coe, singing the words of Steve Goodman.
 
Mama, trains, trucks, prison and getting drunk really do make fer the perfect Country n' Western song.
 
Really Happy Spouses Live in Separate Houses, but All My Ex's Live In Texas.

Yeah, I know it was a clue a few pages back, but you have to admit that it fits. Besides, they keep telling us recycling is good. Look at is a song that came up on rotation on your favorite country station. :p
 
All My Ex's Live in Texas you'd think, but the truth o' the matter is that the only one I have ever actually staked a claim to is buried in Louisiana.

...n' now I'm headin' off to the Yeti cooler fer a lil' drownin' o' my sorrows.
 


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