Autocorrect it before the Master of the English Language (MOTEL as we all prefer) demands a good explanation.
Your Honor, I plead plausible deniability. As I stated, I merely reported on the fact that evildoers, away from their parents, formulated an evil plan, in which I played no part, other than reporting the vile deed. I did not, at any time, actually participate in said shenanigans. Again I will ask that you please don't shoot the messenger (PDSTM as most of us prefer).
As for the phreezer freezer, it knows nothing. It, like myself, is enjoying the weather here in sunny Phlorida Florida.*
* It looks like the PH virus is spreading...
But I do keep hearing people chanting "brackets and slashes and dashes, oh my!" over and over.