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Fantastic word game

The one that got away told all his feller ne'er-do-wells 'bout that crazy, long-haired, long-bearded, long winded, Stetson wearin' ol' man at the end o' the long n' windin' road, n' if'n they didn't bee-lieve him, he'd just drop his britches n' show 'em the scattering of buckshot.

I heard, from 'round the local package store, that he are standin' up fer 6 weeks.
 
The scattering of buckshot into a friend while hunting was something the late Vice President Dick Cheney was involved in but I think that subject might get too controversial, even for CT, so instead I'll remind everyone to drop by Tasty Tidbits today to visit the lovely young library interns and to claim your free Tuesday Tidbit.
 
Claim your free Tuesday Tidbit if you happen to be near the library some time today, but if your travel plans have you heading in a different direction, that's okay because, like me, you probably do not need the extra calories.
 
Extra (or ex-tree, as hayseeds pre-fer) calories ain't what a person watchin' their waistline should be concerned 'bout, but, instead, the real dilemma is the fat content that comes from most Americans sheer intake.

Haven't y'all ever people watched at Golden Corral? Nothin' slows down my own appetite faster'n seein' a mass o' humanity givin' the pig trough a run fer its money.
 
Drop dead sooner, or at least stop posting here, if you want to avoid further demerits from this office.

The demerits go to The Hayseed rather than The Padre, since it was rosecitymedia who omitted the apostrophe after "Americans" in #52,584.
 
This office, y'know, the one inside the Agricultural Wing o' the RCM Ranch featurin' a cantankerous ol' hayseed sittin' up in the hayloft, ain't believin' I got ticketed for a missing' apostrophe.

You tellin' me one o' those ex-tree ones, that I carelessly fling 'bout, couldn't a been con-strued as a stand-in?

How 'bout you go on n' write a ticket that's goin' t'wards Wissss-taaah fer the lack of a well-placed Crafty Comma? Take a gander t'wards ##52,582, kind sir. Ain't nothin' Crafty die-rectly in front o' his but.
 
Your status in life remains below mine because all those Crafty Commas, Sinister Semicolons and Dangling Participles support the former Game Czar and everything he did and still does for PowerWorld LLC.
 
Everything he did and still does for PowerWorld LLC. amounts to nothin' more than a hill o' beans in the grand scheme of things.

I know I ain't readin' that right. Can't be. We live a very fulfillin' life down here in the sticks. Don't we, Lola? Don't we, Ginger? ...and to think, it was lookin' like we were finally, actually, somewhat, sorta, just findin' a lil' common courtesy t'wards one 'nother.

🤷
 
In the grand scheme of things, rose, I guess your old heifer never really meant that much to you, what with you carrying on with Lola while poor Connie's prime cuts still reside in Ed's freezer, you having deposited them there personally.

Yeah. I know. Critter talk. Live with it for a submission or two, for that poor cow's sake.
 
Personally, I think the boudoir's scowl should be die-rected t'wards the PowerWorld LLC Security Chief, 'cuz he's the one who went n' ditched Lola off on me, n' did so w/o so much as leavin' an alfalfa cube.

The High Chief asked me to look after Ginger, y'know, 'cuz she needs a regular amount o" embracin'.

Connie, compadre, n' may God rest her frozen teat, is in good hands with Mister Ed n' his doomed storage facility. Henrietta, too.

...but yes. The real Constance the Cow is sorely missed. She was my fav-o-rite, n' why I picked her to, o-riginally, be introduced to this here game.
 
The kid from the Little Rascals who had that one strand of hair sticking up on his head never knew about the Fantastic Word Game (TFWG as most prefer) because it didn't exist back in the day.
 
In their little world, a step stool is an e-senshul piece o' e-quipment in the day-to-day journey o' a dwarf.
 
"People, I need everyone to take their seats and quiet down.", said the Sister to her class.

Heavens to Betsy, that's 'bout the most dull submission, I believe, ever tossed down from the hayloft.

I guess they can't all be winners. 🤷
 


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