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Fantastic word game

Shut eye (or shuteye, as people who have memorized the dictionary prefer) is something my intern is catching up on right now after having to prepare another three-demerit citation for rosecitymedia, send it via FedEx to the ranch, then file away the requisite three copies.
 
Three copies o' the po-lice ree-port regardin' the matter o' the now-deceased Constance the Cow's estate v. anonymous predatory assailant "John Doe" o' Massachusetts are readily available, for in-person pick-up at the Smith County Sheriff's Office in downtown Tyler, or by openin' a simple, online PDF file.

Better hurry. Like the copper penny, when them there 3 copies are gone, they're gone. Then it become our word against his'n, n' time (n' in this case dee-mise) tends to fade the vivid rec-o-lection o' events, I'll tell you what.
 
A simple, online PDF file regarding Constance's celebrated death may or may not have yours truly mentioned as the predator so I'll contact the Smith County Sheriff's Office (SCSC as some rednecks may or may not prefer) to tell them that I may have lured her to her final resting place but it was some unknown, masked, armed (with knives and forks), drooling hoodlums who took care of the final act.

It pains me (really, really, really pains me) to say this but it seems that rosecity is taking over the duties of Early Morning Contributions lately. The elderly gents on the Board of Governors have taken notice too. They might be contacting dmargalotti for a little meeting soon.
 
A nostalgic walk through band camp would have to include a trip to the spot behind the brass instrument shed where WMC and dmargalotti would covertly cuddle with frequent visitors Olivia and Megan.
 
Megan McCormick is dmargalotti's celebrity crush who taught him all about premature Early Morning Contributions because, sometimes, Early Morning Contributions can be just a bit too early.

If you know what I mean. And I think you do.
 
Early mornin' contributions are purdy East fer me to continue, since I'm always up before the roosters.

Y'all think the viddles just a-peer on the ground by itself?

I shirley don't mind doin' the pre-dawn labor (just a simple addition to my already lengthy chore list) fer the Padre, but I remain, very much so n' fer-ever, an independent contractor. You tell them there boards governors to go hit a golf ball...er sumthin'.
 
Before the roosters of the know-it-all variety start pecking out corrections, as the late Henrietta the Hen often did, I'd better post them here right now, because I'll tell you what, rose's errors have the entire chicken coop cackling.

"East to continue" looks like an autocorrect version of "easy to contribute" to me. Wake up, Kayla, I think I've got demerits to hand off to you ...
 
A stern rebuke from the Director of Linguistics o-ccurred last week when the Man o' the Mayflowers snatched Kayla, rather forcefully, by the hand n' told her to get her hiney in that commercialized kitchen o' Silkie's to make him a plate of Tasty Tidbits.

You tell 'em, Die-rector. Nobody goes n' jerks on the soft, petite hands o' the fair-haired, Vermont Boudoir dwellin' intern, by golly. You just let me know if'n you need to borrow a side iron er two.

Yeah, it was the damned phone, this time, compadre. Yer gettin' mighty good at dee-cipherin' redneckery, I'll tell you what. Go 'head n' put the tickets on my runnin' tab, won't you?
 
A plate of Tasty Tidbits sure taste good after taking a turn on the mechanical bull.

Eat them before trying your luck at rodeo riding and you may very well toss them back up all over your fellow patrons.
 
After taking a turn on the mechanical bull, I quickly realized that the infernal tin can is highly overrated.

Y'all just let me know when you've got e'nuff gumption to try yer hand at a real 'un 'neath yer hind end.

I think you need a pluralized taste fer yer plate o' Tasty Tidbits, Padre
 
Highly overrated and quickly landing in the RadioDiscussions virtual dumpster, many of the games here have died a quick death while The Song Name Game and Fantastic Word Game (TFWG as I will always lovingly prefer) go on and on and on with minor interruptions.

The Song Name Game is now over 11 years old and started by someone who was last on these boards in 2017. It has *only* 1,991 pages but, admittedly, is probably more active than TFWG.

TFWG will soon celebrate 19 fantastic years and has 2,636 pages. In fact, just 16 days until 19 years!!!

The Word Association game was started by our late, great friend, Anyacat. It began in 2008, making it 17 years old. It's still active but hasn't been touched since July.
 
Minor interruptions in the Word Association game turn into major interruptions, such as the current one, when all the players simultaneously run out of ideas.
 
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Ideas, one right after 'nother, are bright and in abundance from the makers of Bulbhead products.

B-b-b-b-bulbhead!
 
The makers of Bulbhead products, while distributing them in the United States, where they are sold, produce them in China, which is why they can sell them so cheaply.

I hear tell the same Chinese factories also produce low-quality mechanical bulls for the Connecticut market. They've sold a grand total of one so far, but make tons of money on service calls and replacement parts.
 
"Quickly and without pause!" the hayseed proclaimed, as he rushed right over n' submitted a word to associate.

I feel like Chicken Little a lil'. Sky must be fallin', 'cuz I agree with WMC, wholeheartedly, that it's dee-pressin' that Anyacat's "Word Association" has been witherin' on the vine since July.

I have now done my part. Won't you, kindly, associate a word o' yer own to get the WA wheels a movin' again?

I'm hatless on Word Association, y'know. If'n that helps sweeten the pot fer certain folks.
 
Pineapple should never be associated with pizza or Ebonics, which is what the Padre's use of "be" instead of "is" before that word seems to reference.

I believe such grammar ("It be pineapple." "I be busy," etc.) is called the "habitual tense" and has it origins in African languages. So ... demerits or acceptance?
 


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