TFWG: The Movie will go straight to DVD.
I mean, who in their right mind is gonna sit in a theater (the-A-ter, in these parts), as Fantastic as it may be, fer the entire, nearly 19 year runtime?
Oh...yeah, well, nothin' quite like a private screenin', huh? Enjoy that big ol' tub o' buttered popcorn there, Man o' Mayflowers.
I ain't gotta spec-u-late on nothin', by the way. My source was die-rectly from the heifer's mouth. I told Kayla, Kayla passed it on to the Linguistics Czar, n' here we are. Yer admittance to the misdeeds doesn't pro-vide much comfort to this ol' achy, breaky heart, but it's a start. I reckon.