A house of cards being built by Greg and Marcia played a prominent role in a memorable episode of The Brady Bunch.
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The Brady Bunch introduced us to the story o' a lovely lady, raisin' 3 golden-haired girls (like their mother), but never mentioned that the man named Brady's eldest son Greg would ever end up in the driveway as high as a kite.
Notice him stumblin' over the bike pump. Sure wish today's Mary Jane had that there kinda po-tency, I'll tell you what.
Notice him stumblin' over the bike pump. Sure wish today's Mary Jane had that there kinda po-tency, I'll tell you what.
"High as a kite by then" is a line from Elton John's "Rocket Man," but I'd never use it as an ending clue, seeing as how "by then" could be construed as a time reference.
9 a.m., to be specific.
9 a.m., to be specific.
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Reference any more o' them there time-sp'cific end clues, Linguistics Czar, n' I might just have to go on n' pump a 30.06 shell into my own cranium.
...n' that'd just make the 10-gallon Stetson hat virtually un-usable.
...n' that'd just make the 10-gallon Stetson hat virtually un-usable.
My own cranium is at times still struggling to make sense of what the fine gentleman from the Lone Star state is trying to say.
I am trying, RCM. I really am. Thank you for your patience. Or should I say, yer pay-shence?
I am trying, RCM. I really am. Thank you for your patience. Or should I say, yer pay-shence?
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Trying to say things normally would ab-so-lutely dee-stroy one o' the typical stereotypes that most o' my feller 'mericans believe to be true.
Like tumbleweeds dancin' 'cross our unpaved, beaten down, dirt roads. It ain't true, folks. We got them there bricked streets in town, by gum.
It takes years o' practice, Padre, n' even now, I sure as the dickens ain't mastered the com-plete Texican vo-cabulary,. Heck fer, I was incubated n' hatched here! If'n I can't master it, hearin' it most ev'ry single day, who can?
As fer me playin' this here game, while speakin' in this here native tongue o' my brethren, n' all the while wearin' this here b-e-a-utiful hat atop my long-haired cranium when doin' so...
*takes off the 10-gallon Stetson hat*
...the alternative is this halfway educated, 7-day a week working stiff, who would be just about as boring as watching paint dry...
*puts the hat back on*
...er one o' WMC's typical musin's. 😂
Just jerkin' yer chain there, WMC. You ain't near'n as bad as all I make you out to be.
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Like tumbleweeds dancin' 'cross our unpaved, beaten down, dirt roads. It ain't true, folks. We got them there bricked streets in town, by gum.
It takes years o' practice, Padre, n' even now, I sure as the dickens ain't mastered the com-plete Texican vo-cabulary,. Heck fer, I was incubated n' hatched here! If'n I can't master it, hearin' it most ev'ry single day, who can?
As fer me playin' this here game, while speakin' in this here native tongue o' my brethren, n' all the while wearin' this here b-e-a-utiful hat atop my long-haired cranium when doin' so...
*takes off the 10-gallon Stetson hat*
...the alternative is this halfway educated, 7-day a week working stiff, who would be just about as boring as watching paint dry...
*puts the hat back on*
...er one o' WMC's typical musin's. 😂
Just jerkin' yer chain there, WMC. You ain't near'n as bad as all I make you out to be.
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Proven way to stay firmly a'fixed to that there infernal mechanical bull o' y'all's is to slap some good ol' sorghum on yer backsides be-fore sitting down.
I ain't never said anything, 'cuz y'all ain't never asked. 🤷
I ain't never said anything, 'cuz y'all ain't never asked. 🤷
A headache can have many causes besides the occasionally semi-coherent ramblings of a hayseed, including loud music, meningitis and the evening news.
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News to me that WMC still has e-nuff matter left in that cranium o' his, given the numerous explosions I have caused him, n' it tells me one thing.
I really need to step up my game.
I really need to step up my game.
TFWG readers worldwide have been congratulating me on ending the WMC-RCM War, the eighth such conflict I've resolved in my term here, but now it looks like I'll have to deal with a ninth.
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A ninth time ain't...
Naw, I'd better go hatless fer this here.
A ninth time isn't going to happen, CT, because much like all those worldwide TFWG readers, of which he speaks, he knows where he can go.
I never, once, said I came here to be loved and adored by the masses. A successful heel draws nuclear heat, and I'm more than happy to whip up the crowd into a hateful frenzy of cup throwing, foul mouthing and fist throwing.
If you don't like my way of playing this game, tough teat.
Naw, I'd better go hatless fer this here.
A ninth time isn't going to happen, CT, because much like all those worldwide TFWG readers, of which he speaks, he knows where he can go.
I never, once, said I came here to be loved and adored by the masses. A successful heel draws nuclear heat, and I'm more than happy to whip up the crowd into a hateful frenzy of cup throwing, foul mouthing and fist throwing.
If you don't like my way of playing this game, tough teat.
Where he can go to get away is the place where everyone knows his name.
Cue the theme song to Cheers!
Cue the theme song to Cheers!
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Everyone knows his name is Dave Margalotti, but I prefer to call him The Padre (not to be confused with CT, whom I refer to as my compadre) as a show of respect for where he stands.
He stands on solid rock, after all.
He stands on solid rock, after all.
Speeches given by padres, ministers, rabbis, imams and others of their vocation are more commonly known as sermons.
Sermons will be given tomorrow by the local church leaders during the breakfast for the homeless at band camp.
Now now. Here we are celebrating Thanksgiving and togetherness and feeding the homeless and you guys are talking about wars and teats. Shameful.
rosecity, all I did was follow up your contribution about cranial explosions. You said it. You said you caused them. Go back and read it. And I responded that I agreed with you. Yet you took exception to that for some reason. I'm thinking your Stetson is cutting off your circulation.
CT, I wouldn't necessarily say that the RCM-WMC war is over. Definitely at a temporary cease fire. What are the other 7 conflicts of which you speak?
And, finally, what rosecity and everyone has been waiting for: Just 7 days. Just one whole week until our 19th Anniversary!!
Now now. Here we are celebrating Thanksgiving and togetherness and feeding the homeless and you guys are talking about wars and teats. Shameful.
rosecity, all I did was follow up your contribution about cranial explosions. You said it. You said you caused them. Go back and read it. And I responded that I agreed with you. Yet you took exception to that for some reason. I'm thinking your Stetson is cutting off your circulation.
CT, I wouldn't necessarily say that the RCM-WMC war is over. Definitely at a temporary cease fire. What are the other 7 conflicts of which you speak?
And, finally, what rosecity and everyone has been waiting for: Just 7 days. Just one whole week until our 19th Anniversary!!