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Fantastic word game

The tips of my fingers are calloused n' have no feeling.

Comes from all the hand-e-work I do 'round the property.

Speakin' o' the RCM Ranch, I hear plenty e'nuff cacklin' hens on this here farm, Padre. Sure as the dickens ain't hearin' them on my TV screen, too. I'm standin' firmly with the pulpit on that thar commentary.
 
No feeling sorry about having to suggest (because I am not authorized to actually hand them out) 3 demerits for each of you, starting with rosecity who misspelled "Cheney" as "Chaney" on the previous page, and to dmargalotti and CT, neither of whom caught that blunder.

To paraphrase dmargalotti, I am shocked , SHOCKED I say, to see such disregard for proofreading from all of you. Such a way to end a week.

And, hey, speaking of ending a week, as rosecity already mentioned, it IS the weekend and what better way to spend it than tomorrow night at the new Illusions for another fantastic 80s Rockfest. As rosecity also suggested, you can join us in person or via the huge PowerWorld livestream. The Denny's-sponsored, permanently-guarded-by-a-crack-security-team-possibly-bossed-around-by-a-cow mechanical bull is in full working order and waiting for you. Then join us early Sunday morning for some fantastic and possibly cholesterol-free breakfast at Denny's. Have a great weekend!!
 
That blunder wasn't nearly as absurd as mine back a few submissions, when, in my fanciful depiction of a long-ago conversation involving leaders of what was to become the Confederacy, I included Lindsey Graham in the dinner-table discussion without clarifying that I was referring not to the current senior senator from South Carolina, who, to the best of my knowledge, is not a time traveler, but to his great-great-great-grandpappy.
 
Great-great-great-grandpappy CTListener IV did see that blunder but thought you were being sarcastically funny by including the senior senator from South Carolina.
 
The senior senator from South Carolina is, was, n' always will be Strom Thurmond.

Ain't nobody ever gonna eclipse his level o' seniority.

Oh, hell. That had to be autocorrect changin' the former VP's surname. Whew! It's a mighty good thing fer me that he's no longer 'round. Far worse things than dee-merits would be a headin' my way.
 
Strom Thurmond Sr., the late senator's grandpappy, was invited to witness the surrender at Appomattox, but said, and I quote, "I tell you what, I'd rather rassle a fee-rocious grizzly bar (bear, as non-hicks prefer) than see dear ol' Dixie admit defeat."
 
Defeat the infernal mechanical bull with simple salt water.

I really can't bee-lieve that a man with the intellectual prowess o' our Linguistics Czar (who's assisted by an extremely capable intern, BTW) hasn't pieced that thar together.

It'd sure 'nuff be less taxin' on yer back, by golly.
 
Salt water will never get past the big and burly guys who guard the mechanical bull so just get those thoughts out of your mind, mister.

And a fine Happy Saturday to you and yours as well.
 
Mister Ed, who used to spend a lot of time here, now spends no time here and lives exclusively at the Word Association game.

The FOD probably got to be too much. Can't blame the guy.
 
The Word Association game (Word Association, as we common folk pre-fer) n' Song Name Game are both frequented by the once-Fantastically prevalent Mister Ed, but I reckon the Mayflowers n' the Hayseeds fired one too many bullets t'wards each other, durin' his brief run here, n' got sum what fearful of takin' a stray, himself, n' endin' up on the same ice.

Not real sure 'bout yer understandin' o' the word egg-sclusive, but this here's the only game he ain't a participatin' in no more. I play both o' them, too, so it ain't a case o' my redneckery keepin' him from a waltzin' back in thru the front door n' into our Fantastic world again.
 
Ice is still all over the place from the snowstorm here earlier in the week so it's best to take it easy especially on the side roads which are not as wide as they normally are due to massive piles of snow.

They might start melting around June.

Yes, I know what exclusive (egg-sclusive as you prefer) means. I just plain forgot about the song game. Sometimes I think there's nothing else here but TFWG. Silly me. But, if you think about it, just between TFWG and Word Association, Ed is exclusive to one.
 
Massive piles of snow, if ever witnessed by you down in DeSantisland (Flo Rida, as the Rap star pre-fers) on one o' yer free-quent eggs-pedishuns, may very well be a die-rect ree-sult of Mister Ed simply for-gettin' to close his freezer's door.

The citrus farmer's ain't gonna be too pleased with the udder carelessness on his part. I reckon you ain't gonna be too pleased with yer vacation bein' spoiled, neither.
 
His freezer's door being left open for anything over a few minutes in that oppressive Florida heat would surely spoil all the meat stored within, including Henrietta's and Connie's remains.
 
Connie's remains are likely in the bellies o' Mister Ed n' his immediate Nielson family, by now, don't you think?

He never struck me as a vegan, vegetarian, or hippie-esk o' any kind, compadre. Heck fer, he seemed kinda nervous (n' a lil' bit square) just bein' 'round yer's n' Kayla's gummy stash.
 
Don't you think that everyone had a great time last night at the new Illusions?

I sure did! Even took a couple of turns on the mechanical bull. Didn't do so well but it was good to see her in all her working glory and, of course, well-guarded against certain persons with thoughts of evil chicanery.
 
The new Illusions has, n' I think I will hear an echo from the Listener Lodge (Vermont Boudoir, as hayseeds pre-fer) on this here commentary, felt a lot more welcomin' to a country boy who pre-fers to have sum boots on, since kenny (lowercase, o' course) n' the Padre started includin' Merle, Johnny, Hank n' Willie on the nightly rotation.

I've seen there's been a wee bit o' an uptick in the total gate, too. Increased sales are always good. Maybe yer next step is gettin' some Miller Lite on tap. The doorman looked purdy miffed that I rolled the Yeti in bee-hind me.
 
The nightly rotation, which could be anything, has nothing to do with the weekly 80s Rockfest during which there may be some, but not alot, country music included in kenny's and the Padre's and my playlists.

We don't give as much advertising to the nightly entertainment as much as we do to the weekly 80s Rockfest mentions. But, rest assured, there is plenty of stuff happening there the other 6 nights.
 
Kenny's and the Padre's and my playlists (kenny's, as lowercase geeks prefer) have little in common and I like it that way, especially since cringeworthy errors keep popping in some of them.

And this time, the error is by our illustrious former Czar, who must think "alot" is a word. It isn't, and never has been. "A lot" is the correct form, no exceptions made. Three demerits for that, plus a fourth for omitting the "of" after the non-word "alot."
 
Some of them have more errors than others so maybe one of us ought to start taking weekends off.

Nah, it's too much fun.
 
Start taking weekends off, WMC, n' when you open the club's doors on Monday mornin', you'll find that CT has finally accomplished his lofty goal, n' I've done gone n' set up a 'rasslin ring in its place.

80's Rock 'N Wrestlin'...

I swear I'm feelin' sum kinda deja vu down here. 🤷
 


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