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Fantastic word game

"Its place price is smaller than its win price," complained the newcomer to gambling on horse racing after seeing his wager to finish second on a horse that won return a meager payoff, as he was unfamiliar with parimutuel betting.
 
Betting that I do, indeed, continue contributing on weekends rather than risk leaving the mechanical bull and the new Illusions in the hands of the two of you.

Not that I don't trust you or anything. :cool:
 
A lovely couple o' tallboy Miller Lites will, Lord I hope, wash away that par-ticular image from my cranium.
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I ate my ice cream too quickly on a hot summer day, but it didn't hurt none 'cuz this ol' hayseed ain't got too much to freeze.

Speakin' o' takin' off an entire weekend...

Howdy, Padre! Has yer weekly Sunday services eggs-panded to Saturdays, in a tip o' the beanie t'wards The Boudoir, er sumthin'?
 
Yucky things used to be labeled with one of these.
 

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One of these days, time-centric ending clues will disappear from this game completely, setting off joyous celebrations across the land.

Leaving only creative starting clues like this one.
 
The land that is currently home to the New Illusions nightclub in Walcott, CT, home of the world-famous mechanical bull, will someday be sold to a developer who will build another strip mall or box store.
 
Another strip mall or box store won't be anchored by, nor be a free-standin' Sears, Roebuck & Co.

Thank you so much fer that, Eddie Lampert. I'm still alive, yet my tools are no longer warrantied. 😡
 
Catalog its history o' dee-mise from the moment that sorry so n' so saddled the company with K-Mart's enormous debt, 'til the present day where only 1 store remains in all o' Texas, n' just 5 nationwide.

I mean, this ain't 5-7-9 er Casual Corner here. This was freakin' Sears! You, at one time, could even buy a whole doggone house from 'em.
 
Nationwide alarm bells are ringing in response to the dire threats to the English language posed by the Hayseed and the Padre above.

Padre: The town in Connecticut is Wolcott, not Walcott, and Sears' mail order catalog was its, not it's.
Hayseed: "Free-standin(g)" is one word, no hyphen. Also, the retailer is Kmart, not K-Mart. At one time, it was rendered "K Mart," but a hyphen has never been part of its name.
Six fresh-out-of-the-oven demerits to both of you.
 
Above my understandin', I'll tell you what, 'cuz I am just as certain o' thar bein' a - in K-mart, as I am that I grew up on Jiffy peanut butter.

🤔 Maybe it was Jiffy cornbread.
 
I grew up on Jiffy peanut butter but the heck with that for now because I am sooooooooo excited to see scanman back at it today while the rest of you hooligans haven't even bothered to notice him or welcome him back.

scanman, welcome back!!! Great to see you! We all missed you and hope that everything is well with you and your family. Despite nobody else noticing your reappearance (and please ignore them if you wish), we did talk about you a few times in the hopes that you would come back at some point. We thought that perhaps you were enjoying a refresh with Miss Silkie, Stuart, Miss Phyllis, Mr. Allen or some combination thereof. Again, welcome back!
 
Welcome him back if'n you pre-fer, but his spirit has lived on thru the du-rashun o' his absence, so to this ol' hayseed it feels kinda like he really never left.

I'm happy to see you ree-turn, HOSS. Lola? Well, not so much.
 
He really never left his security team in spirit because I have it on good authority that he was secretly calling them once or twice a week to see how things were going.

Or I could be making that up.
 


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