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Fantastic word game

All my troubles seem so far away until, suddenly, the Mayflower Man went n' posted a Bangles video sans the extremely talented n' very attractive Michael Steele.

O' all the live performances of "Manic Monday" out there on the YouTube, he went n' picked this here one with a doggone sub-sti-tute on the bass.

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Whew! That's better.
 
Michael Steele, unlike the completely unrelated wrestler George Steele, isn't known as "The Animal," nor does she, to the best of my knowledge, have a hairy back.

Of course, I always preferred Susanna, so what do I know? But maybe the hayseed has firsthand information concerning Ms. Steele's attributes.
 
A hairy back wouldn't stop me from gettin' cozy with the extremely talented and very attractive Michael Steele at all, but a hairy upper lip, on the other hand, would just do me in.

Nearly ev'ry soul out there pre-fers Susanna, I reckon. This ol' hayseed is an outlier. I don't know if it was the fire engine red hair, the long legs, those beautiful eyes, or egg-zactly what. All I know is that goddess could strum ev'ry single one o' my gee-tars any ol' time that she sees fit.

Even now. 😁
 
In rankings published in the Encyclopedia of Famous Women With Men's First Names, I'm afraid Michael's renown isn't quite on the level of that of actresses Glenn Close and Michael Learned.
 
Learned me sumthin' new today, n' it is that CT's Encyclopedia o' Famous Women With Men's First Names (EFWWMFN, as literally no one would pre-fer) dee-serves to be ree-placed with a revised edition.

When was that copy o' yer'n published, anyways? Ain't both o' them thar ladies scarin' the dickens outta 90??

Jeez, compadre. Talk 'bout throwin' ice-cold water on a heated hayseed!
 
A lot of ridiculous stuff o-curs at the RCM Ranch, that's fer sure n' certain, but maybe not quite as much as I'd have you believe.

Does that thar dog hunt, er is it pure-dee poppycock? You dee-side.
 
I'd be lying about that time I let a purdy lady get away with not wearin' a lil' green on St. Patrick's Day n' avoiding a pinch.
 
Avoiding a pinch of chewing tobacco when pitched it to me by a former Dallas Cowboy in a TV commercial long ago preserved the health of my teeth and gums.

Three demerits rescinded for the first contributor who can tell me who that former NFL player was!
 
4 out of 5 dentists probably wouldn't care about a missing comma in a sentence submitted as part of a word game, but I do.

There should be one between "regularly" and "according." Three more demerits, and none rescinded because the player in the ad wasn't Dandy Don.
 
Contests like that would be right in this ol' hayseed's wheelhouse, but alas, I was late to dial in.

I dee-clare! Don Meredith...🤣

Better just stick with topics coverin' yer New York football Giants up there, Padre!

Now, I'm a gonna ask the dis-tinguished Linguistical Guru a question. In #53,773, you wrote, n' I quote...

"Avoiding a pinch of chewing tobacco when pitched it to me by a former Dallas Cowboy..."

When pitched it to me?? What's that thar "it" all 'bout? Unlike Walt's Skoal, I reckon this ain't gonna feel good in yer cheek, er anywhere else fer that matter, but here a comes a spe-shul dee-merit dee-livery up the northern highway. Kayla has higher standards than that thar. I can't bee-lieve she let you get away with that, I'll tell you what.
 
To win the big prize, it helps to be related to someone running the contest.

Uh-oh! I really shouldn't die-vulge things o' that nature.
 


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