How does Amy Lawrence have a job????

[Knowsnews2]

Heard her again tonight on Game Night. If I had a gun in the car I would have blown my head into a pink, frothy mist.

And yet, she's still on the air. Does she work for minimum wage? Is her father on ABC's Board of Directors? There has to be an explanation as to how she keeps her job, because her "talent" isn't it.

Even her voice is grating, like nails on a blackboard.

 

[SportsDotCom]

Heard her again tonight on Game Night. If I had a gun in the car I would have blown my head into a pink, frothy mist.

And yet, she's still on the air. Does she work for minimum wage? Is her father on ABC's Board of Directors? There has to be an explanation as to how she keeps her job, because her "talent" isn't it.

Even her voice is grating, like nails on a blackboard.

Personal (ahem) favors maybe?

 

[littlelarry]

She has a job because she is a woman period. They don't care if she has talent, she just needs to look good on EOE report

 

[quadraphonic]

shes boring i cant stand listing to her

Well if you're listing, then you shouldn't be so concerned with the radio.
Check your ballast man!

This still makes me laugh, and I must have read it a dozen times.

It certainly made me check my own ballast, at least. And, upon further review, I am still fat.

But I do float.

Hey man, today's quick ballast check says I'm a Whopper Jr away from "fat" too.
I had one for lunch, glad I didn't get another one. That would've been pushing it. Don't want manbewbies.

I can't float that good though, so I take showers.
A grown man got to know his own limitations!!!
Represent!

I wish I looked so good on an EOE report.

See, it's like street lingo, but you can read it without a decoder and sounding the words out.
P.S. Did someone say "bewbies" again?

 

[mhuebner]

Agree 1000 percent

I wake up early for my job and always listen to the fan. I loved Tony Paige and JJ is tolerable. But since the pandemic, Amy came out of nowhere since JJ moved his time. I hope this is only temporary. Amy and nothing to do with being a woman is just horrible. She talks her whole shift since I'm guessing no one wants to call. She laughs hysterically for absolutely nothing. And constantly has the most obscure guest talkers and then laughs again at nothing with what the guest has to say. The boom thing she does annoys the hell out of me. I really hope they I get someone else. I've stopped listening for the time being.