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PowerCow106
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1. The studios will be renamed "The Casey Coleman Studios." They must be referred to as the Casey Coleman Studios by all talent, i.e.: "Bob Frantz here in the Casey Coleman Studios, coming at you live..."
On a similar note, the Channel 5 studios must now be referred to as "The Nev Chandler Studios."
2. Bill Wills will be fired and replaced by legendary Browns linebacker Bill Willis.
3. Triv will be forbidden from talking about anything but sports. That bimbo in his studio will be fired and blackballed. Clear Channel wonders why they're losing money when they have to pay an idiot bimbo to remind Triv who his sponsor is.
4. A giant banner reading "Your Primary Responsibility Is To Inform The Listener, Entertaining The Listener Is Secondary" will be hung in the studios.
On a similar note, the Channel 5 studios must now be referred to as "The Nev Chandler Studios."
2. Bill Wills will be fired and replaced by legendary Browns linebacker Bill Willis.
3. Triv will be forbidden from talking about anything but sports. That bimbo in his studio will be fired and blackballed. Clear Channel wonders why they're losing money when they have to pay an idiot bimbo to remind Triv who his sponsor is.
4. A giant banner reading "Your Primary Responsibility Is To Inform The Listener, Entertaining The Listener Is Secondary" will be hung in the studios.