I'm flattered and surprised that anyone would care to meet me, but Weiserguy has the geography nailed down.
L.A. is 400 miles from where I live. It's been 14 months since I was there last and three years before that.
David and I have been corresponding on this board for 20+ years and never met.
In fact, to my knowledge, I have only ever met two people from this board---John Davis, who I worked with 30-ish years ago in Phoenix, and BossRadioDJ (David Ferrell Jackson), who was the first person to hire me to write for money (two cents a word), again 30-ish years ago, but who I have only met in the past 90 days (twice). Nice guy. If you meet him, stick out your hand and say "Verne White" just for the reaction.
Given how contentious this board can be at times, if we could get an in-person thing put together, I might just send a stunt double.