Let me see - Barnicle Bill the Plagiarist taking over for the A-Man (Stern called Imus "**** In The Morning") equals:
1. a worse rating than even David Me Roth, if that's possible
2. smile on Felon Tommy Taxes' face, now that he'll no longer be the lowest rated morning show, and
3. a #1 rating among mainstream adults (technically 25-54, realistically 30-49) for Imus' fellow Klansmen Dennis and Callahan, who still routinely can't tell the difference between an escaped gorilla and a Blue Hill Ave. gang member (yes, we're all going to be repeating this bit for the rest of our lives)
By fall, especially with the Red Sox' biggest owner Pinch Sulzburger (at 16.666% vs. John Henry's 12.5 %) running WRKO, here's what will happen to each station:
WTKKK, as Howie called it Wednesday (he'll change his tune soon enough, as you'll read):
6-10 am - Jay Severin
10 am-12 Noon - Michael Graham Crackers
12 Noon-3 pm - Eagan and Braude
3-7 pm, with no sports interruption - Howie Carr, to bash everything Eagan and Braude polluted the previous three hours of airtime with
7-10 pm - Laura Ingraham (taped)
10 pm-12 Mignight - The O'Really Radio Factor (taped)
WRKO:
6-10 am - The Felon
10 am-12 Noon - Todd Fineburg (spelling right or not?)
12 Noon-3 pm - Rush (talent on loan from Oxy)
3-6 pm - Sean Hannity (bought from Salem's WTTT)
6-7 pm - Roy Masters - makes sense, given that the next two shows are...
7-10 pm - Michael Savage (distributed by Roy Masters)
10 pm-1 am - Jerry Doyle (also distributed by Roy Masters)
Of course, when the Red Flops are on (I'm a big Pats' fan, BTW), Roy will be limited to 30 minutes, followed by 4 hours or so of the Dead Sox, then by Savage Nation afterward.
After this spring's anticipated rating disaster for both WTKK and New York's WFAN, expect massive changes at both stations!