So before you sack out Saturday night, make sure your watches and clocks are properly set for the return of Standard time. Unlike Daylight Saving Time (memo to Dumber & Dumbest: it's not Savings time, it's Saving time!), Standard time is observed year 'round here in el Valley del Sol and there's nothing to do. However, if you need any help in figuring whether you spring forward, fall back or do the hookey-pookey, Nurse Czarina Jeff and I'll be manning the Media Hut Hotline. Other trained Standard Time teaching assistants include Oldiesfan, KOOL Listener Hearer Lauren, The Beave, Legend City, Wacky Patti, ASU Jorge, and many others. We want you to practice safe Standard time, in addition to knowing how to cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze. Think of us as caring Middle Eastern mothers of the media!