Consulting? You do know the ultimate definition of a consultant, right?
con·sul·tant (kən-sŭl'tənt)
1. A feces* salesman with a mouthful of samples.
Amen...
* Feces wasn't my first choice, but apparently we've become so prudish around here that the filter tosses the word s*** as well as many others. I'm not big on being a potty mouth just for the sake of being a potty mouth, but come on...
con·sul·tant (kən-sŭl'tənt)
1. A feces* salesman with a mouthful of samples.
Amen...
* Feces wasn't my first choice, but apparently we've become so prudish around here that the filter tosses the word s*** as well as many others. I'm not big on being a potty mouth just for the sake of being a potty mouth, but come on...