It just wouldn't be AZ State Fair time without the Nearly Bald One's theme nights on KFWhyEye. Some of the classics include:Who's Your Daddy? Night where unwed women get in free for naming the father of their baby. Kevlar Night, where admission is gratis when wearing this bullet dodging material. And who could forget Show Us Your Bare Midriff Night, when overweight women and men showing their big bellies don't have to pay. Ahhhh, there's nothing like the taste of deep fat fried mystery meat served up by workers with multiple piercings on their face (and other body parts) to complete the Fair experience! Nurse Jeff and I'll be there...as long as we can find someone willing to let us park the Gremlin on their front lawn for less than $10!