umtrr-author said:
Element9 said:
...The Pig, Kiss, Star, Jack, Belch, The Zone, The Lake, Alice and Puss...
You didn't really think you were going to get that past us, did you?
A genuine laugh out loud moment.
Now, go and copyright, patent, etc. it before someone else does.
Nice to know
some readers appreciate subtle humor.
Belch! came about while hangin' out with a bunch of radio buds about three years ago, talking about some of the things that force jocks to turn the mic off while they're in the middle of a rap: coughing, sneezing, wildly uncontrollable flatulence (go ahead, laugh, it's happened), hiccups and yes, an unsupressable
Belch! Most likely because they were drunk, they found my description of a radio station that would have positioning liners like
"Strong enough for men, but women love to belch too" mildly humorous. The format would have the typical belchmarks, er, benchmarks: "Belches on the Tens," "The At Work Belch," "The Lunchtime Belch," "The Live Belch at Five," and "Belch Block Weekends."
Belch! would have great, house-name-personalities like morning man, Alexander Graham Belch; midday cutie, Patti LaBelch; afternoon major dude, Lenny Belch and night rocker,
Sir Belchalot. All night diva, Lotta Belch, would also do morning drive traffic. As you can see, I've given some
serious thought to this proposition.
Belch! You KNOW it's got
Hit Bound written all over it. You read it here first. It's been published! You're right, UMTRR-Author, I gotta get a lawyer. Servicemark this puppy and get it on the air in Dundee or Oneonta.
Bellllllllllllch! Brahhhhhhhhpppp. Only one thing feels better than a good
Belch! FX: toilet flush.