Hey Kent, yippy skippy...Glad everything's all la-de-da in Kentland.
back to the thread:
Your OM holds every title but Music Director, then the Music Director himself quits so you think you've got the job in the bag...nope... the position gets dissolved & there is no MD due to budget cuts. GM gets a bonus for saving the company money.
You have to cut a spot for the dish network in trade out so your OM can have it at his house. (the client would rather have you do the spot since you have much more upbeat delivery but your OM decides on having the sat service at his family's house).
The only time you take the request lines off hold is when you have to record a stock market or sports report for the AM down the hall.
Your on air delivery reeks of sarcasm about how much you just "adore this hot flamethrower of a timeless classic" from Eagle Eye Cherry. :

You dread doing a contest & taking a winner on the weekend so you voice track a fake winner 3 days ahead of time (a friend or co- worker from another gig that actually pays money) and they pick up the prize and you split the large pizza so you don't go hungry. Usually sounds better that way anyway because most callers are pretty blah.
You sarcastically mention the last time the latest Rob Thomas song aired: "If you thought you just heard that song 62 minutes & 12 seconds ago it was just your imagination".
You have been there thru 7 company changes, 9 GMs & haven't gotten a raise in 10 years so you finally break down & buy some fart gel capsuls & put them under the carpet in front of the GM's door & line them under his plastic desk chair wheel thing.
You bank your really good sounding generic voice tracks & change their end date to infinity & use them every night just so you don't have to have the hassle of recording something you would have said the same way anyway.

You know it's a lost cause when the owners make the website accessable by zip code.
You ask the cleaning people if they are hiring.
You are jealous of the cleaning people.
Show prep consists of a construction update & a fake on air call in from your girlfriend.
You make up a quiz & email it to the sales staff to see if they even know what announcer is on at what hours on what station & what features each one has. All but 1 fail to your sheer delight.