You mention On the air how many times a day a song is actually played:
"It's the At Work Lunch Party on WXXX-that was Sheryl Crow-A Change Would Do Ya Good; well apparently changes DOESN'T do too much good around here because I just now counted & we've already heard Sheryl 5 times today since midnight lastnight & by the looks of the log you'll be guaranteed another 14 times today, so get ready to treat yourself"
You play back the entire conversation on the air with a girl calling wondering why the music sucks, explaining in detail that it's the fault of your boss and ask her what she wants to REALLY hear & pretend she's just now calling:
"Hi, WXXX"
"Hi, can you play Lady Gaga, "Let's Dance"?
Well, I'm not gonna lie to you...it's a great song...but...no I can't play that because the boss thinks it's too upbeat & dancey so I don't have it...BUT I'll put you on the air if you pretend to like Sheryl Crow & ask me to play some!
You start wearing other station or competing station's old t-shirts from the past & when new owners comment about them you say you can't afford any new clothes on your income.
When overly excited interns come in the studio thinking you may put them on the air but you tell them you're voice tracking your 8 hour Sunday morning shift & can't be bothered.
You offer to give your last 4 bucks to the only guy there as poor as you, so you can leave early & go to your other job.
When bill collectors know what shift you work & call there & you have fun recording them & disguise your voice & say "he's not here, that's just a tape".