Really, in all seriousness Vikki WAS ill. Remember Star had no solution to the resignation UNTIL the station in Indy changed formats and the Mess was available.
If Star is in fact still for sale it could be easily argued that this deal is with a rock solid company who will give them the same support they've given Scott Slade on the AM...and a job for life.
In life you take deals when they come along and this deal just came along very recently. There was no hidden agenda.
Now we have McCoy in the Morning and Kelly McCoy in the afternoon..the McCoy brothers..so anytime somebody writes MCCOY in arbitron the right station gets credit. To cut down on listener confusion maybe the new thing could be to have everybody on each station with the same last name..
We can have Rhubarb Jones on 106, followed by Jim Jones Middays, Joe Jones afternoons, Jack jones nights, and the lovely Jean Jones who didn't make the Jenny Craig tv commercials overnights.
Star could be Morning Mess in AM, Mike Mess in midday, Mo Mess in PM, Bob Mess nights and Big Mess overnight.
The possibilites are endless and no more listener confusion.