You are a very dumb person. My station plays chubby checker and Dave Clark Five. Theirs plays Adele and Madonna. They are not our competition.
I'm inclined to agree with this. (Not the first sentence, but the rest.) I don't listen to either, 'cuz it ain't my cup of tea. But were I to think of listening, I'd not consider them competitively interchangeable... like lima beans vs steak... both food, but hardly the same. Interestingly though, I'd bet/guess that both consider me - demographically - a likely listener. They both come to an erroneous conclusion.