When a Man Lunches a Woman - Michael Bolton
For this question, we'll refer to the creator of the game, Mr. David Margalotti. Or...as I refer to him in that other fantastic-titled game, The Padre.
In post #1, he says (and I quote)...
"Welcome to The Fantastic Lunch Songs Game, (TFLSG as most prefer). When my kids were little, anytime a song with "love" in the title or lyrics came on the radio, we would sing along but we would replace the word "love" with the word "lunch". So for this game, please post a song title or lyric that replaces "love" with "lunch". I'll go first..."
*clears throat, puts on hat*
I reckon that right there sums it up tighter than a pair of britches on a Southern girl in a dark saloon on a Saturday night.