Red McCarthy. Where to begin? Where to end? For those who never heard Red, do a Google search on Red McCarthy and WCMB, and there's an early 1970s aircheck that used to come up that you should listen to. I never met him either, but he was certainly one of the best-known characters on Harrisburg radio for a long time. As Ray said, Red had a band that I'm given to understand was quite popular on the regional ballroom circuit in the 1940s and 50s. I actually saw Red and his small band once. They accompanied a vocal group called the Ink Spots in the bandshell at Hershey Park (when it was two words) in the late 1960s. I didn't know who the Ink Spots were but my dad wanted to see them. Red played bass fiddle and his son Jimmy played the drums. I don't know when Red started in radio but in the 50s he was on WHGB 1400, then moved to WCMB 1460 in the early 60s, presumeably when 1400 flipped to Top 40 as WFEC. Red was on an hour a day, 3-4pm. He bought the hour from WCMB and sold his own sponsors. His show consisted of whatever music Red wanted to play that day, with oratorio-length live commercials for his sponsors in between, with the occasional celebrity or semi-celebrity interview and tons of name-dropping. He had a special relationship with Hershey Park and any musical acts that played there appeared on his show, including the Four Seasons and Herman's Hermits. Red was loud and brassy and over the top. And yes, in the late 60s WCMB installed a studio in his house and he broadcast from there, over an ordinary phone line. I don't know who actually listened to him, but he had a big house in Colonial Park so he must have done quite well. He got booted off WCMB in the mid-70s in a management change, and gravitated to a number of other stations over the years, doing the same schtick with the same sponsors. He was getting kinda loopy in the late 70s and we used to listen to him for laughs, which came fast and furious. Red would hoot and holler and bark at the moon, and played the most bizarre mix of music imagineable, everything from Andre Kostalanetz doing the "Sabre Dance" to disco. He loved "YMCA" by the Village People and always talked about how that song should be the YMCA's theme song, completely oblivious to the gay subtext. He always worked the last song into the next commercial. Elton John's "Mama Can't Buy You Love"..."BUT she can buy you a new mobile home from Highspire Trailer Sales!"..."BUT she can buy you season passes to Hershey Park!"..."BUT she can buy you a new or used car at Harrisburg Chrysler Plymouth!"..."BUT she can buy you a new pool from Crystal Pools!" He had a bunch of stories involving celebrities he had met that he would trot out at least once a week, almost verbatim each time. He also liked to talk about the other people on the station, and there is one of the funniest stories about him. I hope this gets by the censors. I won't reveal the subject of this story to save her embarassment. There was a young woman on the station Red used to call "our swingin' sweetheart." Every day he would talk about fixing her up with eligible bachelors. One day he said that he didn't want anyone to get the idea that she couldn't get a date. In fact - and I'm quoting exactly - "she has so many boyfriends, she's beatin' 'em off. (Voice rising to a shout

She's beatin' 'em off folks!" Three of us listening at WZIX heard this and almost had a collective lung collapse laughing. Of course, Red meant it as a compliment, clueless to the contemporary connotation of "beatin' 'em off." There were many, many similar stories, but that one was the pinnacle of Red-induced hilarity. I would pay a small amount of money for a recording, but alas, none exists. Red ended his radio career at WIOO, and I heard him one day. He sounded like a microphone had been propped up on a pillow on his death bed. He was barely audible, and I was appalled that they were allowing him to be on, sounding so pathetic. But all his life Red loved entertaining all the "wonderful folks," even at his advanced age, and I suppose left this earth happy. The rest of us should be so lucky.