Re: Variety or No Variety
> I find it amusing that all of a sudden dunce's who think
> they know what people want are running to tell people this
> is what they wanted.
>
> You can't be someone's version of variety. You can't be
> someone's IPOD. What makes you think that's the variety I
> want? The person next door? Your brother in law? It's a dumb
> idea. It's like refitting an oldies station with different
> oldies. It's white, it's all old, rehashed crap played on
> every radio station in each market at sometime through the
> day. Radio can't be everything to everyone at any given
> moment. Technology is rendering radio useless. Radio can't
> do what technology can. You know what people want? Do you
> think you know? You don't? Why? Because you're too busy
> looking at ways that the horse pulling the wagon can beat
> people's desire for that new thing called an automobile.
>
> Sit down for a minute boys and let me tell you (those of you
> who don't know) what people want. They want WHAT THEY WANT,
> WHEN THEY WANT, THE WAY THEY WANT IT and even then they
> still fidget around and bitch. If you haven't figured that
> out yet then you're just plain stupid.
>
> Jack is fine for the few who don't mind a bunch of played
> out crap all jumbled together, for those who just put on the
> radio and don't care. Jumping formats, no flow, no tempo
> build, train wrecks, no interest or even ACKNOLEDGEMENT of
> the community, horrendous concept of imaging and it's NOT
> EVERYONE'S IDEA OF GOOD RADIO. In fact, people don't even
> know what the hell that means, only radio geeks THINK they
> do and it's SUBJECTIVE, all that matters is WHAT IT BILLS
> and in the markets that MATTER, it's gonna blow chunks. L.A.
> will fall apart and then what? Are you going to tell me
> "it's doing great in Seattle?" Please, stop bullshitting
> yourself. It's crap. It's a way to run a radio station with
> no one running it and that's not radio it's a jukebox and
> that's what every industry genius with no vision called
> internet radio 7 years ago and now they're doing it. All of
> a sudden that's a good thing? They justify anything they do
> to cover up for their miscalculations (kind of like you
> miscalculating me). Those running these monsterously
> antiquidated concepts known as radio LACK ANY INTELLIGENCE
> WHATSOVER, THEY"RE SHEEP, THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
> DOING, THEY JUMP ON A BANDWAGON AFTER THE TREND ALREADY WENT
> BY and that's just their good points.
>
> When someone like OldiesCat and his other clones tell us a
> format's "too deep" it really means they're outcasts. They
> have a hidden agenda, trying to tell people they're too
> stupid to understand a knee-jerk reaction to something radio
> really has no control over anymore is proof they're either
> lackeys for the format or just fools.
>
> Sorry to burst your bubble, Jack is spoon fed (BLEEP)
> researched to the max hits for honky white guys with a
> little Lifetime TV tunes thrown in. It's a hodgepodge of
> crap that invites the listner to hear songs heard on every
> other station in the market in one place and that won't
> please many for long, it ingnores MANY, MANY, MANY HITS and
> plays a bunch of stiffs too. Woo-Hoo!
> It's all over the place and what it's doing is not creative,
> if that were the case then anyone programming music for
> services that provide music to grocery stores could replace
> any of your beloved programming "Jack Crap", anyone in
> Podunk could go to L.A. and program "Variety", they've had
> to make do with any music they could get their hands on for
> years, that's what Jack sounds like.
>
> I'm right, you're wrong, don't hate the fortune teller (I
> love getting under some people's skin), I say it in jest but
> in this case chances are I'm correct. In a year you'll see
> Jack jacking off into the sunset as another failed attempt
> at radio to prevent the inevitable which is NO NEED FOR
> PROGRAMMING MUCH LONGER because technology is taking the
> power out of the hands morons like those launching doomed
> ideas like Jack and putting it in the hand of people who
> actually know WHAT THEY WANT. It's arrogant and pompous to
> think you can tell people WHAT THEY WANT when you provide
> it. It's what you WANT THEM TO WANT but that's not what THEY
> WANT.
>
> That's reality and if you don't like it fine but it's not
> arguable. I mean, you five on the "Love Jack" squad are in
> bed with each other already anyways so you may as well act
> married and argue amongst yourselves.
>
> PS. Stop telling people what they want, it gets boring.
> Don't tell people they're too stupid to get it because you
> you want them to want what you want. That's not OBJECTIVE
> and makes you out to be an ass and somewhat similar to the
> fools programming these clunkers. YOU WANT IT? FINE. ENJOY
> IT, but it's certainly not what the MASSES want regardless
> of your spin, your short term accidental break-out numbers
> in certain markets. It's gonna go the way of the pet rock.
> If you haven't figured this out yet then let me spell it out
> for you. What people want is something you CAN'T POSSIBLY
> PROVIDE nor can RADIO because you can't provide the exact
> thing every person wants at the exact time they want it.
> Threre's too many choices now for radio to compete with,
> it's not the only game in town any longer and it's only
> going to get worse for them.
damn...I thought I was the only one. personally, I'd go for a station that's not trying too hard to impress...more express, in my case. radio will still be around, but the other options will force it to change (mp3 players, satellite / internet / community / public radio, alternative magazines, etc.). Jack FM is what it is: adult hits. It's nothing more, and nothing less.
I don't really care much for it, since they only play the noted 'hit' song from said artist, and nothing more. I'd play not only the 'hit', but the 'seminal hit' (like what was popular for maybe a few weeks, etc.), B-sides, rarities, et al. Jack FM was already played-out when it started in 2001, and when US stations decided to try it in 2005. It's no wonder people gripe about it, when they state 'variety', but really don't deliver.
See all of these Jack stations become some watered-down AAA or AC stations in 2006 or 2007 (i.e. 'cafe 100.5 fm').