Apparently the sound of crickets wasn't enough of a clue. Maybe a song?
Troll Boy Today
(orig. YMCA by the Village People)
by C.H.C.
Troll boy, please stopping coming around.
I said, troll boy, you are bringing us down.
I said, troll boy, time to get out of town
Would indeed make us so happy
Troll boy, you know where you can go.
I said, troll boy, pick an exit and blow.
If you stay here, then I’m sure that you’ll find
You just will not have a good time
Let’s plonk us a Troll Boy Today.
Let’s plonk us a Troll Boy Today.
My reader has one thing I really do enjoy
My kill filter is still my best toy.
Don't make me post the rest of the song.