Are you saying she swings from both sides of the plate ??? 
Or are you saying she might have some fur lined handcuffs and a ball-gag for your Christmas present???
I'll check out your link for Mattress Mack. I just read in the sports page he recently gave a bunch of money to UNT to name a field after the fired football coach, Darrel Dickey.
Then I read he also gave a bunch of money to ut down in Austin. Did he graduate from ut or UNT ???
Or are you saying she might have some fur lined handcuffs and a ball-gag for your Christmas present???
I'll check out your link for Mattress Mack. I just read in the sports page he recently gave a bunch of money to UNT to name a field after the fired football coach, Darrel Dickey.
Then I read he also gave a bunch of money to ut down in Austin. Did he graduate from ut or UNT ???