> How to increase WKAT's audience size:
>
> Write Congress and ask for even stronger indecency
> regulation, which would ban any language stronger than
> "Gosh-diddly-darn!" and make any risque comments or innuendo
> punishable by life imprisonment. This would silence Rush
> Limbaugh and any edgy conservative hosts, and any remaining
> would be told by their employers to be no more entertaining
> than the priggish, droning Salem hosts.
>
> Persuade the Congress to outlaw local programming on
> news-talk stations, as it
> would increase the possibility of inadvertent indecency
> without central control from a distant city. This would
> knock out WIOD's advantage in morning drive.
>
> Simultaneously translate all WKAT programming into Spanish,
> so that it reaches its natural audience in the Miami region
> -- Cuban exiles in guayaberas and floral print dresses over
> the age of 65.
>
> Use Amy Grant songs as bumper music.
>
> One serious suggestion: Steal Sean Hannity from WIOD by
> offering to carry it live.
>
> >
> > BTW, WKAT is looking for part-time unpaid sales interns.
> > Gotta be kidding.
>
> On the Salem pay scale, that would be about right.
>
I know radio is a hard business but sheesh! I mean, there has to be a way a station can increase it's numbers. My guess is that WKAT isn't interested in making a MAJOR impact in South Florida, they just want to make an impact and make a little money. I have worked for Salem in the past and I do know that they are a good company to work for (at least toward me they were). They want to make money AND, maybe, change the world for the better. Is that such a bad thing? I think not. Frankly, our culture could use a better moral base...but, alas, that is a discussion for another board.