OK. Here's one for you:
Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman would you weep for me.
That was Roger Miller in 1964. It spent 6 weeks at #1. Went pop too, just like Cruise.
And by the way, Roger is in the Hall of Fame.
Music is supposed to be entertaining and fun.
I'm not trying to be rude, but I am curious; are you on the younger side of the age spectrum?