zaxxons1 said:
I truly wish someone in the radio business - SOMEONE - would talk to Chuck Harder and convince him to retire.
Not gonna happen. Last Friday, I think it was, Chuck said he'll be on the radio till 2011, when his contract expires.
Darn it!
Oh well, seeing as it's the holiday season, I've conjured up Chuck's version of the "Twelve Days of Christmas":
On the first day of Christmas, Chuck Harder gave to me ...
A dump conspiracy theory!
On the second day of Christmas, Chuck Harder gave to me ...
Two Clinton slanders
And a dumb conspiracy theory.
On the third day of Christmas, Chuck Harder gave to me ...
Three Bush insults, two Clinton slanders
And a dumb conspiracy theory.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Chuck Harder gave to me ...
Four doomsday visions, three Bush insults, two Clinton slanders
And a dumb conspiracy theory.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Chuck Harder gave to me ...
Five lawsuit threats!
Four doomsday visions, three Bush insults, two Clinton slanders
And a dumb conspiracy theory.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Chuck Harder gave to me ...
Six garbled remarks
Five lawsuit threats!
Four doomsday visions, three Bush insults, two Clinton slanders
And a dumb conspiracy theory.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Chuck Harder gave to me ...
Seven silly phrases, six garbled remarks
Five lawsuit threats!
Four doomsday visions, three Bush insults, two Clinton slanders
And a dumb conspiracy theory.
On the eight day of Christmas, Chuck Harder gave to me ...
Eight misspelled words, seven silly phrases, six garbled remarks
Five lawsuit threats!
Four doomsday visions, three Bush insults, two Clinton slanders
And a dumb conspiracy theory.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Chuck Harder gave to me ...
Nine goofy comments, eight misspelled words, seven silly phrases, six garbled remarks
Five lawsuit threats!
Four doomsday visions, three Bush insults, two Clinton slanders
And a dumb conspiracy theory.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Chuck Harder gave to me ...
Ten staying-on-airs, nine goofy comments, eight misspelled words, seven silly phrases, six garbled remarks
Five lawsuit threats!
Four doomsday visions, three Bush insults, two Clinton slanders
And a dumb conspiracy theory.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Chuck Harder gave to me ...
Eleven flying saucers, ten staying-on-airs, nine goofy comments, eight misspelled words, seven silly phrases, six garbled remarks
Five lawsuit threats!
Four doomsday visions, three Bush insults, two Clinton slanders
And a dumb conspiracy theory.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Chuck Harder gave to me ...
Twelve Ramos-Compeans, eleven flying saucers, ten staying-on-airs, nine goofy comments, eight misspelled words, seven silly phrases,
six garbled remarks
Five lawsuit threats!
Four doomsday visions, three Bush insults, two Clinton slanders
And ... a ... dumb ... conspiracy ... theory!
Ahhh ... that'll get you in the holiday mood!