I need to vent. I'm consistently in awe that this passes for professional drive time morning radio. Cases in point:
Blaring heavy metal bumpers
It's 6AM for chrissakes, do I really need to be subjected to Cooksie's hair metal taste in music?
Angela Anderson
Someone get that poor woman a decongestant. My sinuses plug up every time she tries to mumble through the news.
Maryanne
Do they really have so few callers that she can get through every single day? Or do they have her on speed dial? Her voice makes dogs howl.
Manchester Chop House
Not enough stars in the sky to rate a restaurant in New Hampshire? Really?
PSAs
In drive time? Really? Which brings me to...
Network Capital Funding
Every. Single. Commercial break. Sometimes twice (literally, I've heard Kuhner read a spot right after the commercial ran). Are their sales people lazy? Are spots that cheap? Oh and check out their BBB rating -- shady.
and of course, Boston's Bulldozer
My frenz. Sick sadie, sick sadie. Let that go. Ooooooo. Ooooooo. Dear leader. Jeeeeffff. Jeeeeeffff. Repetition, repetition, repetition (every sentence). Obama sneezed, therefore he's a liar and is coming for your guns and it's a disaster and the world is coming to an end so impeach him.
I know the majority of it is an act to rile up his niche and dwindling base, but sometimes I wonder...
Blaring heavy metal bumpers
It's 6AM for chrissakes, do I really need to be subjected to Cooksie's hair metal taste in music?
Angela Anderson
Someone get that poor woman a decongestant. My sinuses plug up every time she tries to mumble through the news.
Maryanne
Do they really have so few callers that she can get through every single day? Or do they have her on speed dial? Her voice makes dogs howl.
Manchester Chop House
Not enough stars in the sky to rate a restaurant in New Hampshire? Really?
PSAs
In drive time? Really? Which brings me to...
Network Capital Funding
Every. Single. Commercial break. Sometimes twice (literally, I've heard Kuhner read a spot right after the commercial ran). Are their sales people lazy? Are spots that cheap? Oh and check out their BBB rating -- shady.
and of course, Boston's Bulldozer
My frenz. Sick sadie, sick sadie. Let that go. Ooooooo. Ooooooo. Dear leader. Jeeeeffff. Jeeeeeffff. Repetition, repetition, repetition (every sentence). Obama sneezed, therefore he's a liar and is coming for your guns and it's a disaster and the world is coming to an end so impeach him.
I know the majority of it is an act to rile up his niche and dwindling base, but sometimes I wonder...